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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #285 on: June 26, 2018, 07:38:05 PM »
There's a bra-size joke in there somewhere...
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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #286 on: June 26, 2018, 07:42:11 PM »
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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #287 on: June 27, 2018, 07:07:02 AM »
Typical day in late June in Alabama.  95 degree high, 92% humidity.

You must have a creek flowing out from underneath your AC unit.

Here in the south, it's called a crick!
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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #288 on: June 27, 2018, 07:08:27 AM »
Meanwhile, West TN has not quite been able to crack 95F, at least in my neck of it, despite constant predictions. Today's high was supposed to be 96 -- current projections are we'll maybe get to 92.

Lots of summer to go for that, and heat index is still above 100 so it isn't like we're missing anything.  :buck2:
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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #289 on: June 27, 2018, 01:06:57 PM »
Jason, the wife and I were in Gatlinburg two weeks ago and it was hot but not like here in Fla. Beautiful country. I sat on my cabin's front porch sipping a Jack & Coke and watched a thunderstorm coming across the Smokies. Best time I've had with my clothes on in a long time.  :dreamer:
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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #291 on: June 27, 2018, 02:15:52 PM »
I do not associate "thick" and "juicy" with meteorology, a good steak and my wife's butt on the other hand....    :smitten:
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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #292 on: June 27, 2018, 02:24:55 PM »
Post pics of the steak.  :dreamer:
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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #293 on: June 27, 2018, 02:41:11 PM »
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

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« Reply #294 on: June 27, 2018, 04:30:54 PM »
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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #295 on: June 27, 2018, 05:43:57 PM »
Someone's trying to 'steer' this thread off-topic... again.
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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #296 on: June 28, 2018, 07:25:28 AM »
That's udder nonsense, SS.

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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #298 on: June 28, 2018, 09:19:25 AM »
I just had a hot flash just reading this.
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Re: The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread
« Reply #299 on: June 28, 2018, 09:19:58 AM »
I just had a hot flash just reading this.

seriously
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