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RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« on: March 06, 2018, 02:30:12 PM »
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/695920/Super_Seducer__How_to_Talk_to_Girls/

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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2018, 02:33:23 PM »
Oh lord.
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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2018, 02:39:43 PM »
Is there any kind of shite steam won't sell? I can remember when things fought to get on there...
"you are the rule maker, the dictator, the mini- Stalin, Mao, Hitler, the emperor, generalissimo, the MAN. You may talk the talk and appear to be quite easy going to foster popularity, but to the MAN I say F*CK YOU." And Steve G is F******g rude ? Just another day on the BF forum ... one demented idiots reaction to BF disagreeing about the thickness of the armour on a Tiger II turret mantlet.

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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2018, 02:40:16 PM »
Is there any kind of shite steam won't sell?

in a word...no.
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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2018, 02:53:01 PM »
Instant buy!

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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2018, 03:25:42 PM »
Good thing I'm married and don't need this  :P

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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2018, 03:30:23 PM »
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2018, 03:47:06 PM »
Waiting till Ladyboy DLC is released

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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2018, 03:50:58 PM »
I suspect "Male Pattern Baldness Simulator" is next.
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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2018, 04:08:37 PM »
Judging by the latest PC shit storm they’ve whipped up over kingdom come deliverance this doesn’t stand a chance without ethnic minorities

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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2018, 04:13:37 PM »
Good thing I'm married and don't need this  :P

People still think marriage is a guarantee?   :wow:

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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2018, 04:16:40 PM »
Damn I’m married and really need this.
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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2018, 04:28:46 PM »
Good thing I'm married and don't need this  :P

People still think marriage is a guarantee?   :wow:

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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2018, 08:22:02 PM »
I suspect "Male Pattern Baldness Simulator" is next.

I don't need to simulate that one.

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Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2018, 09:48:30 PM »
Being a long term 'Chick Magnet' myself, I can tell you it can't possibly be accurately portrayed in a game setting. Sorry guys.  :'(
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