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Offline mirth

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The $1000 iPhone
« on: September 11, 2017, 10:45:16 AM »
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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2017, 11:51:50 AM »
And people will stand in line at the Apple stores to be the first to own one. 
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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2017, 09:42:53 PM »
and I will laugh at them when its gets dropped on the tile floor of happy hour.
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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2017, 08:35:50 AM »
It's disturbing that they cost so much.

Though I can't talk, I'm hoping to get the Note8 next month. That's running about $850-950.  :-[

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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2017, 08:41:04 AM »
I'm hoping to get the Note8 next month. That's running about $850-950.  :-[

It must be tough scraping by like that  :D
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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2017, 08:43:41 AM »
I'm not paying it all up front, smart ass. I do what every other American does...lump it into a 2-year service agreement and pay it each month.

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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2017, 08:54:57 AM »
I'm not paying it all up front, smart ass. I do what every other American does...lump it into a 2-year service agreement and pay it each month.

I must not be American. I spent $70 on a crappy LG and pay $40/mo for a no-contract data plan.
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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2017, 09:09:41 AM »
All that Commie liberalism in Canadiastan must be blowin' down through your front yard.

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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2017, 09:12:21 AM »
I think it's more likely the cheaposity of Maine.
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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2017, 09:14:11 AM »
It's the same everywhere. Like I said, I'm hoping to get it. Likely I'll be getting something less expensive.

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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2017, 12:00:09 PM »
so you decided to forget the $950 phone and get the $34,000 car....

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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2017, 01:30:46 PM »
New phone is this Saturday. I'm not going to go hog wild with my phone...the Note5 is perfectly fine, so a Note6 would suit me fine.

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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2017, 04:00:20 PM »
you're going to pull a Tewnces and get new iphones for the whole family because the deal was really really good.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: The $1000 iPhone
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2017, 10:10:39 AM »
Who wants to carry a NSA tracking device around?