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Offline BanzaiCat

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Re: Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?
« Reply #585 on: July 09, 2018, 03:38:28 PM »
He's probably busy growing his herd again.


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Re: Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?
« Reply #586 on: July 09, 2018, 03:57:09 PM »
Maybe he was eaten by his herd.....

Or being herdmaster has exhausted  him....
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Re: Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?
« Reply #587 on: July 09, 2018, 04:00:20 PM »
Better to be seen than herd

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Re: Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?
« Reply #588 on: July 09, 2018, 05:38:27 PM »
No one's 'herd' from him lately? That herdly seems right. I'm buffaloed.
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Re: Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?
« Reply #589 on: July 09, 2018, 06:31:08 PM »
Wurd to herd.
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Re: Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?
« Reply #590 on: July 09, 2018, 06:40:21 PM »
He told his wife he was going to Origins. She told him no. He tried use the 'Man Card'.  She beat him with it and took his computer and games away
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Re: Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?
« Reply #591 on: July 11, 2018, 10:24:57 AM »
OUCH! Of course, there's worse things she could've taken away. ::)
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Re: Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?
« Reply #592 on: July 11, 2018, 06:38:40 PM »
unless man card is a euphemism.
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Re: Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?
« Reply #594 on: July 12, 2018, 02:11:32 PM »
He had a pretty entertaining reality TV show ... never thought the Peter Principle could result in this though.....
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