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Offline Windigo

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Backyard Wargaming
« on: June 15, 2012, 01:22:57 PM »
I saw this photo and had a guffaw... then I figured RL would give us opportunities to do similar.

Your w/e assignment is to make one yourself.

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Re: Backyard Wargaming
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2012, 06:38:29 PM »
That is hilarious!

Now you've got me thinking of one for the mice in the attic.
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Re: Backyard Wargaming
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2012, 07:37:13 PM »
I can't believe how funny that is!
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Re: Backyard Wargaming
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2012, 11:01:50 PM »
Some guys go to great lengths

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8
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Re: Backyard Wargaming
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2012, 07:42:33 AM »
Some guys go to great lengths

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8

That was crazy funny.  I'm not a cat person so I enjoyed that.
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Re: Backyard Wargaming
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2012, 06:17:00 AM »
The cat video was hilarious!
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Re: Backyard Wargaming
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2012, 11:41:55 AM »
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

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Re: Backyard Wargaming
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2012, 01:30:25 PM »
^nobody likes trolls.
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Re: Backyard Wargaming
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2012, 11:01:30 AM »
We had a poopacabra incident where a phantom animal was coming into our yard and leaving mystery scat which our poochie then would promptly roll in

We had a long look at different poop identification (it truly is amazing and disgusting what you can find for info on the internets).  The culprits were finally ID'd as the neighbours free range serial killing cats.

So we bought this off Amazon
http://www.contech-inc.com/products/scarecrow/

Now I wake to the beautiful sounds of the sprinkler going off followed by the always pleasurable thud of a wet moggy hitting the ground after it has just completed a backward somersault (and stuck the landing)

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