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Re: New boots leave swastikas
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2017, 09:16:49 AM »
"Color matches my panzer", LOL!   ;D
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Re: New boots leave swastikas
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2017, 09:34:53 AM »
Anyone who would wear those must be a real heel.
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Re: New boots leave swastikas
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2017, 01:56:55 PM »
^ Sieg Heel??? 
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Re: New boots leave swastikas
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2017, 01:58:43 PM »
Do try and keep in step. And don't be so straight laced. I said that tongue in cheek.
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Re: New boots leave swastikas
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2017, 02:01:18 PM »
Some people just march to a different Dumb-er. I think the boots are a good idea. The Nazis' will be easier to track next time.
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Re: New boots leave swastikas
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2017, 02:48:35 PM »
These Boots will Fuhrer your career in Poland


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Re: New boots leave swastikas
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2017, 05:00:23 PM »
Those boots really get your goose.
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Re: New boots leave swastikas
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2017, 02:33:09 AM »
These boots are made for walkin' And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ^-^

can only be moments before those footprints are somehow photoshopped in a pic leaving a track from the snowy Trump Tower shown in the Media, fake newsstyle  ;)
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Re: New boots leave swastikas
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2017, 04:16:53 AM »
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!  :DD :DD

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Re: New boots leave swastikas
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2017, 05:51:59 AM »
These boots are made for walkin' And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ^-^

can only be moments before those footprints are somehow photoshopped in a pic leaving a track from the snowy Trump Tower shown in the Media, fake newsstyle  ;)

No the trump branded commissar boots leave a trail of little hammer and sickles
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Re: New boots leave swastikas
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2017, 10:50:12 AM »
In Soviet Russia, boots no fit you-- you fit boots.
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