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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2070 on: March 13, 2018, 07:47:29 PM »
The Ides of March
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2071 on: March 14, 2018, 09:29:54 AM »
Hah!
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2072 on: March 14, 2018, 10:47:22 AM »
Oh Dear! Lettuce move-on quickly.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2073 on: March 15, 2018, 05:17:17 AM »
No wonder there is Free Parking when you get Out of Jail with your leopard 2.

Seems like a cool museum.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2074 on: March 15, 2018, 11:57:51 AM »
needs to be posted in the WANT! thread
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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2075 on: March 17, 2018, 06:50:27 AM »
I only pat attention when it gets down to the Sweet Sixteen.
My money is on Rosa Luxemburg in an upset over "Icepick" Trotsky.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2076 on: March 17, 2018, 01:38:43 PM »
NEVER bet against Stalin. He has a PPK hidden under his moustache.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2077 on: March 19, 2018, 04:25:17 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2078 on: March 27, 2018, 05:40:38 AM »
"Let the French make them."  they said.
"What could possibly go wrong?"
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2079 on: March 27, 2018, 06:45:20 AM »
My Mother was a 'Pack Rat' yes, but Hamster? NO.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2080 on: March 30, 2018, 03:42:56 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2081 on: March 30, 2018, 05:14:07 AM »
Pass the toilet paper?
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2082 on: March 30, 2018, 08:06:39 AM »


The Grenade-Throwing Guy must have missed his connecting train.
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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2083 on: March 30, 2018, 08:12:55 AM »



Pass the toilet paper?

Pray to the Frog Spirit in the tree on the bank to put in a good word for me with the gators.
Vituđ ér enn - eđa hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
We must fight for yesterday's bright tomorrow!

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Re: Pictures of Greatness!
« Reply #2084 on: March 30, 2018, 08:14:21 AM »
Call Chuck Norris.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus