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2016 Running Football Thread
« on: February 28, 2016, 04:38:54 PM »
And to kick it all off - here's the best highlight you'll ever see from the combine
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/defensive-lineman-crashes-out-of-nfl-combine-40-yard-da-1761792055

And even better, the comments on the article

:2funny: ho.  :2funny:  lee.  :2funny:  schitt. :2funny:
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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2016, 09:59:25 PM »
I saw it, but,.......HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2016, 05:31:12 AM »
HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I was wondering that myself. 

Maybe for the same reason that well-endowed women can get a black eye while running if they don't wear a sports bra?  I dunno.  ??? 

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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2016, 11:23:46 AM »
The Browns have released Manziel.  Start praying that your team doesn't pick him up. 
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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2016, 11:31:04 AM »
The Browns have released Manziel.  Start praying that your team doesn't pick him up.

The Rams are going to sign him as RGIII's back up. :)
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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2016, 10:46:17 AM »
RGIII has joined the Browns. 
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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2016, 11:03:14 AM »
RGIII has joined the Browns.

OMG. Well at least the Raven should be able to count on two division wins this year!
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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2016, 12:12:30 PM »
I just don't see RG III making it through the season.  Do the Browns even have a receiver of any worth?

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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2016, 12:26:48 PM »
I just don't see RG III making it through the season.  Do the Browns even have a receiver of any worth?

They have Josh Gordon if he can keep from failing a drug test.
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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2016, 01:03:09 PM »
Don't matter if they have any receivers, they don't have an O-Line to protect him.
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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2016, 01:17:53 PM »
I just don't see RG III making it through the season.  Do the Browns even have a receiver of any worth?

You can replace the word "receiver" with any other skill position and the answer remains the same.
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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2016, 01:28:16 PM »
^ HA!  So true poor f'n Browns...

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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2016, 04:53:16 PM »
You can't get sympathy if you did it to yourself.  Repeatedly.
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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2016, 12:52:29 AM »
I just don't see RG III making it through the season.  Do the Browns even have a receiver of any worth?

They have Josh Gordon if he can keep from failing a drug test.

And just because you mentioned him, I must once again remind everyone that Josh Gordon thought this was a good look for a Porsche :



And people were surprised to learn that he really likes the weed? Seriously?

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Re: 2016 Running Football Thread
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2016, 04:58:41 AM »
Hey hey hey HEY!!!!!  Don't go blaming ganja for Gordon's lack of taste!  There are too many examples out there of people with more dollars than sense and this just happens to be another.
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