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Offline Airborne Rifles

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Why Indiana Jones never published his research
« on: February 23, 2016, 10:32:51 AM »
http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-indiana-jones-never-published-his-research_p2/

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Though your findings are certainly incredible and we understand your enthusiasm, we must say that the title "God Melted Some Nazi Faces In Front Of Me" simply doesn't fit our journal's aesthetic.

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For future reference, the Marshall College Archaeological Review does not consider "All my evidence was confiscated by the government" to be an acceptable citation.

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Re: Why Indiana Jones never published his research
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2016, 10:54:33 AM »
Man, some journal needs to change its aesthetic!  O0
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Offline bayonetbrant

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Re: Why Indiana Jones never published his research
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2016, 11:20:12 AM »
some of those are awesome :)
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