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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #60 on: May 15, 2018, 03:19:25 PM »
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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #61 on: May 15, 2018, 04:19:21 PM »
^I knew it was only a matter of time...


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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #62 on: May 15, 2018, 04:28:32 PM »
who else would pull that out?   :bd:
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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #63 on: May 15, 2018, 07:21:36 PM »
The hunter who killed Bambi's dad spent time in the Soviet Union and had mob ties. Open your eyes people!

Bambi was a CIA plant in JFK's assassination.

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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #64 on: May 15, 2018, 09:03:57 PM »
Right. She was the one JFK planted it in. Maybe not the same Bambi I was thinking of.  <:-)
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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #65 on: May 15, 2018, 09:38:39 PM »
I can prove that Bambi did it.

JFK was shot in 1963, Bambi came out in 1942. 63-42=21. There were 2 of them so 21x2=42.

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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #66 on: May 16, 2018, 08:11:34 AM »
Also Jackie Robinson's number so he must've been in on it too.  :o
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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #67 on: May 16, 2018, 05:22:06 PM »
What was the question again?  ???
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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #68 on: May 16, 2018, 06:06:01 PM »
Why did the Illuminati cancel The Expanse?
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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #69 on: May 16, 2018, 06:26:51 PM »
They had 42 reasons?
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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #70 on: May 16, 2018, 06:34:52 PM »
99 reasons and George Soros wasn't one.
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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #71 on: May 16, 2018, 10:03:13 PM »
I watched the first episode. Until I found out it wasn't about Kim Kardashian's ass.  :-X
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Re: The Expanse (SyFy)
« Reply #74 on: May 21, 2018, 08:41:49 PM »
Woohoo!  Very glad to see the Expanse saved.  The show's been getting better every week. 

Story says Bezos wants Expanse to be Amazon's Game of Thrones.  Here's to hoping for a higher budget and some T&A.