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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2015, 11:28:28 AM »
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2015, 12:38:40 PM »
http://www.cnet.com/news/woman-livestreams-drunk-driving/

She's cute.  You should have told her to drive up to your place!  Unfortunately she'd be sober by the time she got there.  :(
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2015, 03:50:51 PM »
http://www.cnet.com/news/woman-livestreams-drunk-driving/

She's cute.  You should have told her to drive up to your place!  Unfortunately she'd be sober by the time she got there.  :(

I'd ask her to stop off at the liquor store in Portsmouth. We Mainers love cheap New Hampshire booze.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2015, 04:43:06 PM »
http://www.cnet.com/news/woman-livestreams-drunk-driving/

She's cute.  You should have told her to drive up to your place!  Unfortunately she'd be sober by the time she got there.  :(

I'd ask her to stop off at the liquor store in Portsmouth. We Mainers love cheap New Hampshire booze.

Massachusetts, too. One of the perks living five minutes from the border.

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #36 on: October 17, 2015, 08:50:48 AM »
NO NO NO. We keep women like that.... In State. Thank you.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #37 on: October 19, 2015, 06:53:19 AM »
http://www.cnet.com/news/woman-livestreams-drunk-driving/

She's cute.  You should have told her to drive up to your place!  Unfortunately she'd be sober by the time she got there.  :(

I'd ask her to stop off at the liquor store in Portsmouth. We Mainers love cheap New Hampshire booze.

That store is a favourite tourist destination for Atlantic Canadians since the invention of the auto mobile!!  Even the roundabout is not off-putting!
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2015, 10:41:47 AM »
It would appear as though Star went out for a romantic dinner at Johnny Rockets the other night.

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Police have arrested a woman who they say lay naked on a table at a South Beach diner and poured ketchup on herself.

Witnesses told Miami Beach police a topless Angelic Valle turned over tables and chairs at Johnny Rockets earlier this month, then removed the bottom of her bikini before climbing on the table and pouring the ketchup on herself.

Onlookers said she then began to perform a kind of dance while she still lay prone on the table.

source: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/10/31/police-woman-stripped-poured-ketchup-on-herself-at-restaurant/?intcmp=hplnws

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #39 on: October 31, 2015, 12:07:05 PM »
I always thought Cocktail Sauce went better with it myself. But that's just me. The brave male patrons encircled her and waited for the police--- their civic duty.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2015, 07:08:18 AM »
Ketchup, cocktail sauce, either way I'm good.   >:D

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2015, 09:56:48 PM »
Define, "Staggeringly". I mean if you're too drunk to walk that's why you should drive instead. Public Safety issue.  :P
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #43 on: November 10, 2015, 05:36:36 AM »
Well, he must have been doing it right, they promoted him to detective.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #44 on: November 10, 2015, 08:08:03 AM »
So he can lead the investigation into his own behavior. :uglystupid2:  Sounds like he should be working for the State Dept.
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