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Offline Sir Slash

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #270 on: April 15, 2019, 05:46:32 PM »
Key West... Great food, lots of bars, sunset at the southernmost point in the U.S.  :bd:  Watch your wallets and cameras.  :coolsmiley: 
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #271 on: April 15, 2019, 07:07:23 PM »
My folks live about 20 min north of KW now but back in the 80's and early 90's they lived in KW itself, along one of the canals next to Key West international Airport. You could walk down to the end of the street and watch PBA Airlines' southern route DC-3's and Martin 404's land and take off on their way to and from Miami. I've actually flown on both types during visits back then. Way more fun than regional jets.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #272 on: April 15, 2019, 08:26:37 PM »
Not watching airplanes right now...
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #273 on: April 15, 2019, 09:06:05 PM »
How is it you're able to type and do that at the same time?  <:-)  Both sets of fingers are always busy for me.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #274 on: May 06, 2019, 10:13:15 PM »
So this lady in Florida pulls an alligator out of her pants...no, really:o
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #275 on: May 07, 2019, 07:17:03 AM »
That was weird even for Florida.

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #276 on: May 07, 2019, 09:06:44 AM »
That's the new Sexual Assault Prevention Device being sold as also being environmentally friendly AND prevents you from falling asleep while driving. Supports wildlife and a wild life.  :bd:   They're called, 'Gator Guards'. Available in sizes, 'Lose-a-Finger' to 'Lose-a-Hand'. Bass Pro Shops carry them.  :coolsmiley:
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #277 on: August 07, 2019, 05:12:43 PM »
Miami football fans make comments:

Being a Dolphin fan is like losing your virginity to Jennifer Lawrence and now Lena Dunham won’t return your calls.

The entire roster looks like the Thanos Snap actually took place.

Ryan Fitzpatrick showed up to camp weighing just less than a commercial shipping vessel.

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2019-miami-dolphins-1837009764
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #278 on: August 07, 2019, 05:33:52 PM »
It's still early!  :D  But... it's also Miami, so.....  :'(
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.