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Offline Gusington

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #255 on: April 13, 2019, 06:29:52 PM »
My kids are 1500 miles away right now. I love them so much at this distance.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #256 on: April 13, 2019, 06:31:04 PM »
I never go anywhere without my thong. I don’t remember who it belonged to, originally.

Almost there. Plane is packed with little kids under 5, but I have to say...they are all the most well behaved kids I have ever seen. I lucked out this time.

Their parents are so strict too, all of them. Didn’t think people like this still existed.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #257 on: April 13, 2019, 08:47:49 PM »
Those, 'well behaved kids' are probably just setting you up for the return flight.  :coolsmiley:
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #258 on: April 14, 2019, 06:48:44 AM »
^Damn you.

It’s hot here. How do you live like this??
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #259 on: April 14, 2019, 01:04:07 PM »
See above post concerning, 'thongs'. Also, it's only been in the eighties. It hasn't started getting hot yet.  :coolsmiley:
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #260 on: April 14, 2019, 02:22:47 PM »
 :buck2:
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #261 on: April 14, 2019, 09:13:14 PM »
See above post concerning, 'thongs'. Also, it's only been in the eighties. It hasn't started getting hot yet.  :coolsmiley:

Don't forget the muggy.  Probably not even a daily 80% humidity yet. 

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #262 on: April 14, 2019, 09:21:29 PM »
Darn it Sir Slash - we gave away the secret to Florida Man.  Have a lot of heat, enough to fry your brains and your common sense.  Add a whole bunch of humidity to lubricate the stupid.  Throw in some alcohol and voila! Florida Man!

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #263 on: April 15, 2019, 07:25:10 AM »
How long does it take to become Floriduh Man? I have been here two days and have already abandoned clothes.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #264 on: April 15, 2019, 07:58:14 AM »
How long does it take to become Floriduh Man? I have been here two days and have already abandoned clothes.


Do you have a large bird in the neighbourhood ?

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/04/14/florida-man-attacked-and-killed-by-large-flightless-bird/3465706002/


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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #265 on: April 15, 2019, 08:34:09 AM »
How long does it take to become Floriduh Man? I have been here two days and have already abandoned clothes.

TMI, Dude. T-M-I.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #266 on: April 15, 2019, 09:23:32 AM »
The heat this time of year is not a natural occurrence. It's caused by some many Yankees heading back up north simultaneously that it causes a vacuum sucking in hot air from the Caribbean. It's called a, 'Snowbird Vortex'. Two things mitigate it, Air Conditioning and Swimming Pool. If you can find a place that has an air conditioned swimming pool-- that's your spot. :bd:   It also helps to drink a lot.... of fluids I meant to say. Drink lots of fluids.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #267 on: April 15, 2019, 10:49:32 AM »
….  It also helps to drink a lot.... of fluids I meant to say. Drink lots of fluids.

Beer is a fluid!  :bd:
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #268 on: April 15, 2019, 12:25:00 PM »
Now in Key West. So fabulous!! And no the angry homicidal bird was not mine.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #269 on: April 15, 2019, 05:06:46 PM »
Now in Key West. So fabulous!! And no the angry homicidal bird was not mine.

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