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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #210 on: August 15, 2017, 09:43:34 PM »
Never let your wife flip your weenie while she's driving.  ;)
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #212 on: September 20, 2017, 06:34:52 PM »
^ I wonder how they found out. It says that law enforcement confronted them both at the same time. Someone must've been looking over a shoulder...

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #213 on: October 16, 2017, 05:50:10 AM »
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #214 on: October 16, 2017, 08:57:35 AM »
Couldn't have been KK glaze because NOBODY lets that fall-off without eating it. I've seen people head-butt each other trying to get to a falling bit of KK glaze. We call them, "Kreme-roids.". After they land, they are, "Kreme-rites".    :notworthy:
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #216 on: December 03, 2017, 07:32:59 AM »
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #217 on: December 03, 2017, 07:55:54 AM »
^lmao  :2funny:
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #218 on: December 03, 2017, 09:51:11 PM »
Everybody knows possums can not handle their liquor. But it's hard to tell when they're drunk because you can't tell when they've passed-out or just playing possum. Now there's a raccoon at a local bar that can pop the top on a bottle of beer and serve it to you, but good luck getting him to buy a round.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #220 on: January 11, 2018, 11:50:45 AM »
That's very odd for a black, or even a brown, bear to attack a human.... must have been very startled.... or sick... they need to catch that bear and find out...
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #221 on: January 11, 2018, 12:17:14 PM »
Very hard to get Florida Black Bears to talk. Waterboarding doesn't even work.  Though I'd tell stuff I didn't know if it was me.  ;D  That happened about 45 miles south of me. Bears are becoming more common all the time now in Florida, even in suburban settings. Maybe now people will take them more seriously.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #222 on: January 13, 2018, 11:39:15 AM »
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #223 on: March 06, 2018, 05:24:09 AM »
Wow, it's been a few months since we talked about Florida...

https://nypost.com/2018/03/04/father-daughter-caught-having-sex-in-their-backyard/amp/
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #224 on: March 06, 2018, 06:04:29 AM »
Where's vomit guy
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