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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2015, 08:50:50 AM »
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2015, 09:13:02 AM »
Thank God she got all those dangerous and perverted objects off the street and out of the hands of someone not mentally stable. And on a related note, looks like I'll know where to go Yard-Sale Shopping.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2015, 12:09:46 PM »
Huh. And she looks so normal.  ::)
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2015, 03:47:14 PM »
It's always good to get a reminder that what I think was a bad week wasn't so bad in comparison.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2015, 04:20:11 PM »
It's always good to get a reminder that what I think was a bad week wasn't so bad in comparison.

They put the straight jacket on too tight for the week?

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2015, 04:20:55 PM »
Had my underwear on backwards the whole time.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2015, 09:34:00 AM »
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2015, 10:29:39 AM »
Damn, I guess that was the root problem then!  :tickedoff:
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2015, 11:22:38 AM »
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...uh, I mean Florida having its own thread / tag. Not... whatever underwear sidequest y'all are getting off on.
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2015, 04:21:10 PM »
Oh, dear.

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Two years ago, Augustus Sol Invictus walked from central Florida to the Mojave Desert and spent a week fasting and praying, at times thinking he wouldn't survive. In a pagan ritual to give thanks when he returned home, he killed a goat and drank its blood.

Now that he's a candidate for U.S. Senate, the story is coming back to bite him.

The chairman of the Libertarian Party of Florida has resigned to call attention to Invictus' candidacy in hopes that other party leaders will denounce him. Adrian Wyllie, who was the Libertarian candidate for governor last year, says Invictus wants to lead a civil war, is trying to recruit neo-Nazis to the party and brutally and sadistically dismembered a goat.

source: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/10/05/florida-senate-candidate-sacrificed-goat-drank-blood/?intcmp=hpbt4

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2015, 06:41:23 PM »
Oh, dear.

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Two years ago, Augustus Sol Invictus walked from central Florida to the Mojave Desert and spent a week fasting and praying, at times thinking he wouldn't survive. In a pagan ritual to give thanks when he returned home, he killed a goat and drank its blood.

Now that he's a candidate for U.S. Senate, the story is coming back to bite him.

The chairman of the Libertarian Party of Florida has resigned to call attention to Invictus' candidacy in hopes that other party leaders will denounce him. Adrian Wyllie, who was the Libertarian candidate for governor last year, says Invictus wants to lead a civil war, is trying to recruit neo-Nazis to the party and brutally and sadistically dismembered a goat.

source: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/10/05/florida-senate-candidate-sacrificed-goat-drank-blood/?intcmp=hpbt4


I politically lean Libertarian more than anything, but the American Libertarian party is a joke.  It's full of Isolationists and other assorted nutjobs.  This article certainly doesn't refute that, either.  :( 

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2015, 07:27:35 PM »
Wasn't there a poster over at the WG called Sol Invictus?
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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2015, 07:30:10 PM »
Now that you mention it, I think there was.

I wondered why that sounded familiar.

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Re: Florida deserves its own thread
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2015, 08:40:15 PM »
Sol Invictus was a Roman Legion-favored deity worshiped by soldiers, much in the way Mithras was also favored as a martial god.

Sol Invictus was also a UK band that was controversial because it's founder had been part of the National Front. He later renounced any interest in the Front.
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