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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2015, 05:36:10 PM »
Ummm....Ceres, Mars, now an unidentified "probably" man-made hollow piece of "space junk" is on a collision course with earth:

http://andyjwells.tumblr.com/post/131943428502/unidentified-space-junk-labelled-wtf-is-about-to

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No one seems to know exactly what the flying object actually is - hence the name - but they are in no doubt we are in its path.

All anyone is sure off is that it is about two metres wide and could be hollow inside - meaning it might be man-made.

(Actually, the most likely explanation for what it is is pretty cool  ;))


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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2015, 06:41:34 PM »
So I worked with my step kids who own some rock and gem stores. I helped them out during their biggest/busiest sale of the year, "Rocktober" It lasted 9 days.
I talked to a lot of people, but the most memorable one was the one who told me about the illuminati and andromeda space ships.
I think there's a lot of people out there who really should wear tinfoil hats.
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2015, 09:30:16 PM »
And just in time for the return of the X-Files.
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2015, 09:56:20 PM »
So I worked with my step kids who own some rock and gem stores. I helped them out during their biggest/busiest sale of the year, "Rocktober" It lasted 9 days.
I talked to a lot of people, but the most memorable one was the one who told me about the illuminati and andromeda space ships.
I think there's a lot of people out there who really should wear tinfoil hats.

Are the Andromeda ships going to bake their potato?
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2015, 05:22:59 AM »

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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2015, 08:29:15 AM »
Any time is a good time for pie.

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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2015, 05:47:04 PM »


Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2015, 08:05:33 PM »
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2015, 08:08:14 PM »
Earth. It obstructs his view of Venus.
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2015, 08:10:59 PM »
What about Uranus?
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2015, 08:12:25 PM »
View obstructed only by my pants.
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #41 on: October 27, 2015, 08:13:19 PM »
View obstructed only by my pants.

Let's keep it that way.
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2015, 05:09:30 PM »
The aliens have apparently brought their giant rodents along...or maybe they are giant rodentoid themselves:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/11/26/nasa-mars-mouse-cheshire-cat-galaxies-daily-hit-newday.cnn


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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2015, 05:20:30 PM »
Man now I'm afraid of the galactic version of the bubonic plague.

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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2015, 06:40:42 PM »
The aliens have apparently brought their giant rodents along...or maybe they are giant rodentoid themselves:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/11/26/nasa-mars-mouse-cheshire-cat-galaxies-daily-hit-newday.cnn



Great, just great....so maybe the moon really IS made of green cheese. That would explain a lot!
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