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They're coming...
« on: June 01, 2015, 07:06:29 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/05/26/ceres-bright-spots-still-shrouded-in-mystery/

I know the most likely explanation is ice reflecting sunlight, but come on...cities of individual lights in a crater on the dwarf planet Ceres? Sounds like an alien civilization/invasion to me.

Maybe they're concerned about us sending our own flying saucers to Mars:

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/06/01/nasa-preps-revolutionary-flying-saucer-test-flight/


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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2015, 07:52:13 PM »
Hmm...sounds like I may need to put my helmet on.
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2015, 12:13:21 AM »
Hmm...sounds like I may need to put my helmet on.

Muzzle flash you mean? Ooohh, we have made them angry. Maybe launch blooms, more serious. They come to colonize. Take me to your BBQ Pit Master.



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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2015, 12:17:56 AM »
Nobody thinks intelligentlife would want to meet politicians do they? Yeah, its BBQ pit leaders or den of ill repute leaders.
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2015, 01:28:04 AM »
if the ocupation force of Ceres is as least as smart as we , they would known about the spaceprobe (from our TV news reaching them with about half an hour delay) and have ordered an blackout, especially because they were able to hide all other electric or magnetic field disturbances or tracegases emitting from there nice outpost.

...they might have a "Jar Jar Bings" individual in there ranks so. the one guy who stumbled against a switch and so left the light on... Dooh!  (so one single crater left lit, while normaly Ceres would look like a disco-ball when they know we cant see it ;-) )



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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2015, 06:20:23 AM »
Hmm...sounds like I may need to put my helmet on.

I've reinforced my tinfoil sail boat hat with copper wire, just in case.
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2015, 10:20:36 AM »
It would be just so frikkin' cool....
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2015, 12:33:29 PM »
Wait til they start reflecting morse code at us. Whoopsie!
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2015, 12:55:46 PM »
That is the distinctive flash of an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2015, 06:02:24 AM »
So now, in addition to a mysterious city of lights on the dwarf planet, there's also a pyramid:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/us/feat-ceres-pyramid/index.html

I for one welcome our new Ceresian overlords.

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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2015, 07:35:04 AM »
So...all we need now is to send a manned mission to figure this all out. And make sure the crew has a computer on board named Hal.

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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2015, 11:52:52 AM »
I don't wanna cause alarm but well you know...
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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2015, 08:04:58 AM »
Looks like the ISS caught some of their ships doing a flyby of Terra...  :o

NASA cuts live video transmission as THREE UFOs fly past Earth  ("flyby" starts around the 1:00 mark.)

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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2015, 08:54:38 AM »
WOW.  ISS sees other satelites orbiting earth !!

That is why they suddenly disappear : they move out of the sunlight and no longer reflect any light.
The same thing happens when ISS flies over.

BTW those cuts happen every few minutes when ISS switches to one of the other 3 onboard cameras.

How to 'catch' a satelite :

http://www.satobs.org/iridium.html
http://www.ocastronomers.org/e-zine/feature_articles/fa_iridium.asp

Looks familiar ?





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Re: They're coming...
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2015, 06:53:17 AM »
They've made it to Mars:

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/55bef689e4b0d4f33a0333e9?

Looks like arachnids. NASA of course is denying that these represent any sort of life on the red planet. Ergo, the threat must be serious and imminent.