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Offline Con

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Hot Kazakhstan Military Women!
« on: April 10, 2015, 02:21:53 PM »
Holy crap you would need to be a desperate sheep farmer if these chicks cause you to enroll in the Khazakhstan army (though to be fair one or two of the later ones in the dark and with enough booze you might be able to preform)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3033505/Kazakhstan-military-unveils-123-prettiest-soldiers-bid-attract-recruits.html

This one looks like she has more facial hair than Gus and I bet he is ready to bring her over for a keep warm death clutch for winter 2015!


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Re: Hot Kazakhstan Military Women!
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2015, 02:34:33 PM »
Star is going to be jealous. She'd be able to keep both Gus and Mirth warm through those polar vortexes.

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Re: Hot Kazakhstan Military Women!
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2015, 02:42:03 PM »
Only if you cut her open with a lightsaber.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Hot Kazakhstan Military Women!
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2015, 02:43:47 PM »
And you thought she smelled bad on the outside
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Hot Kazakhstan Military Women!
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2015, 02:44:53 PM »
Even the front runner is a dog


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Hot Kazakhstan Military Women!
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2015, 02:47:15 PM »
Not all bad...

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Re: Hot Kazakhstan Military Women!
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2015, 02:49:06 PM »
Not all bad...


Probably a Kazahkstan Ladyboy

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Re: Hot Kazakhstan Military Women!
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2015, 02:50:13 PM »
Not all bad...




She is the pick of the litter, so to speak.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Hot Kazakhstan Military Women!
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2015, 03:50:35 PM »
There are a few hotties in there.

I went to their English language website in hopes of finding it, but cannot. I wondered why they didn't put a link to the site itself.

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Re: Hot Kazakhstan Military Women!
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2015, 03:52:18 PM »
The english speakers defected.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Hot Kazakhstan Military Women!
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2015, 04:48:54 PM »
Forgive me my old friend.  But I must use all my experience...to get home.