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Offline LongBlade

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That's not BS
« on: April 10, 2015, 09:26:26 AM »
It's something else entirely.



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The Mower County Sheriff’s office is investigating a major theft from a southern Minnesota farm.

Police say someone stole vials of bull semen from a dairy farm in Leroy worth about $70,000.

source: http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/04/09/police-70k-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-minnesota-farm/


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Re: That's not BS
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2015, 09:55:06 AM »
Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?
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Re: That's not BS
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2015, 10:36:02 AM »
If I could sell mine for 70 large for four pints...I'd be sore. Or dead from trying.  :buck2:

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Re: That's not BS
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2015, 10:54:53 AM »
Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?

Yeah. Something about "spackling."

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Re: That's not BS
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2015, 11:00:48 AM »
...and while we're already discussing poop et al...

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Police say someone who attempted to steal a truck parked outside a Des Moines home instead took a bag of dog poop.

The Des Moines Police Department responded to a report of an attempted burglary around 4:45 p.m. Wednesday. Upon arrival, a man told police someone broke into the driver's side door of his truck sometime last month.

According to a police report, the person who tried to steal the truck checked the bed of the vehicle and grabbed what turned out to be "a bag of dog feces."

Police say they haven't identified any suspects in the crime, but that he or she could face third-degree burglary charges.

The Des Moines Register reports (http://dmreg.co/1Jsv4xS ) that the dog poop has been valued at $1.

source: https://news.yahoo.com/police-des-moines-man-reports-stolen-bag-dog-183042864.html

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Re: That's not BS
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2015, 11:47:16 AM »
Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?

I have my whiffle-bat ready.  :knuppel2: 

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Re: That's not BS
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2015, 12:17:54 PM »
Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?

I have my whiffle-bat ready.  :knuppel2: 



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Re: That's not BS
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2015, 02:33:53 PM »
Just keep a few ready snowballs in your freezer