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Re: Star and Mirth's early relatives
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2015, 04:36:43 PM »
I assure you we've been spreading our genetic material widely.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

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Re: Star and Mirth's early relatives
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2015, 04:49:42 PM »
I assure you we've been spreading our genetic material widely.

Yes, but spreading it on each other matches the above theory quite nicely.

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Re: Star and Mirth's early relatives
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2015, 05:15:15 PM »
what do you think is in your aveeno?
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Star and Mirth's early relatives
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2015, 07:07:33 PM »
what do you think is in your aveeno?

Jennifer Anniston.

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Re: Star and Mirth's early relatives
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2015, 07:10:17 PM »
you just gave me a visual I didnt need.
LB spanking it while wearing his Starfleet Admirals uniform....

Mirth pass the bleach for my eyes!
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Star and Mirth's early relatives
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2015, 07:21:17 PM »
you just gave me a visual I didnt need.
LB spanking it while wearing his Starfleet Admirals uniform....

Mirth pass the bleach for my eyes!

You're weird. Even for this crowd.

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Re: Star and Mirth's early relatives
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2015, 07:38:21 PM »
I'm weird for any crowd brother.  :crazy2:
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Star and Mirth's early relatives
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2015, 08:03:34 PM »
Does anyone spank it to Jennifer Aniston anymore? Granted LB spanks it to Aquaman, so Jennifer Aniston would be an improvement I guess.

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Re: Star and Mirth's early relatives
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2015, 03:29:11 PM »
Put Aniston in front of me, I'd still spank it.  >:D 

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