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Offline besilarius

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Offline GDS_Starfury

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Re: The Illuminati Strike
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2015, 04:22:20 PM »
seems legit.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

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Offline DoctorQuest

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Re: The Illuminati Strike
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2015, 05:12:59 PM »
Give me your credit card number and expiration date. I have a great bridge back east for you.
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Offline Staggerwing

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Re: The Illuminati Strike
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2015, 06:11:46 PM »
I dunno... This explains a lot. Possibly even Chemtrails and Kardashians.
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Offline LongBlade

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Re: The Illuminati Strike
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2015, 05:28:26 PM »
There's no way that happened because Brant used it as an excuse for the Groginatti to do that.

Offline jejo68

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Re: The Illuminati Strike
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2015, 10:48:21 PM »
Dont know what impresses me the most
That someone can come up with these fantasies or that there are people WHO actually takes them seriously.