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Offline besilarius

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“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2015, 06:07:15 PM »
Mmmmm... cheese  :smitten:
Vituđ ér enn - eđa hvat?  -Voluspa

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2015, 06:08:57 PM »
Mmmmm... cheese  :smitten:

Hahahahaha!!!

My thoughts exactly.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2015, 06:09:50 PM »
It's so Gouda!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2015, 06:27:53 PM »
Now I'm so hungry I camembert it...
Vituđ ér enn - eđa hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2015, 06:32:54 PM »
It's Feta you can let it go
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2015, 09:06:38 PM »
Enough with the puns. You'll unleash a muenster.

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2015, 04:19:44 AM »
I cheddar to think of the consequences... best to stay alert in queso emergency.
Vituđ ér enn - eđa hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2015, 01:02:32 PM »
I'd mention that you're all going to hell, but you all knew that already (and for that matter, so am I -- just for different reasons).  ::) 

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2015, 01:07:45 PM »
Shut that bloody bouzouki up!
Any time is a good time for pie.

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2015, 01:11:56 PM »
Goudam you all and your puns!   >:(

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2015, 04:30:59 PM »
'Edam you too!
Vituđ ér enn - eđa hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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Re: Secret History of Cheese
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2015, 04:45:27 PM »
I'm leaving. Just in käse MD shows up.