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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2015, 09:40:27 PM »
I love watching the NFC East devour itself.
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2015, 09:53:10 PM »
Having grown up with the NFC East, I agree with mirth wholeheartedly.  Steelie, too.  Eagles fans are dicks!
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2015, 03:08:54 AM »
Growing up, my first loyalty was always to the Oilers, before they moved anyway. Being a homer, I've become a whole-hearted Texans fan with no difficulty. After Houston and Dallas, my NFL fandom varies as I tend to follow players I like more than teams.

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« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2015, 04:12:20 AM »
I effin hate the She-gles, almost entirely because of their fan base.

nothing compares to jets/patriots fans in South Florida.  they make a person want to bring a tazer to the sports pub and use it on their genitals.
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2015, 04:47:54 AM »
There's an article on ESPN about Trent Richardson being cut.

One of the reader comments under the article was
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I wonder how long it's going to take him to get out of town at 2 yards at a time
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2015, 04:59:56 AM »
There's an article on ESPN about Trent Richardson being cut.

One of the reader comments under the article was
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I wonder how long it's going to take him to get out of town at 2 yards at a time

Richardson's failure is a source of embarrassment and consternation for Alabama fans.
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2015, 07:55:29 AM »
There's an article on ESPN about Trent Richardson being cut.

One of the reader comments under the article was
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I wonder how long it's going to take him to get out of town at 2 yards at a time

LMAO!!! That's classic!
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2015, 07:59:52 AM »
I effin hate the She-gles, almost entirely because of their fan base.

nothing compares to jets/patriots fans in South Florida.  they make a person want to bring a tazer to the sports pub and use it on their genitals.

I dunno...about six years ago a fella went into a bar in Norman, Oklahoma (home of the Sooners to the uninitiated) wearing a Texas ballcap. A few drinks and a couple of comments later, he was being rushed to the local ER san's his family jewels. Actually, they were still there....kinda...but they were no longer recognizable, having been squeezed until they scrambled by an upset, drunk Sooner fan. All things considered....I'd take the tazer to the groin.
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2015, 09:18:36 AM »

I've actually read in a few places that Jerry's kid has convinced him to back off a bit on his personnel department. Apparently, Stephen Jones has long been trying to convince dad to let his scouts do their jobs and stop playing at being a GM, and since he was brought in to the organization as an executive he's finally been successful.

It would explain a couple of very good drafts and a lack of insane roster moves...


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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2015, 01:32:49 PM »
I effin hate the She-gles, almost entirely because of their fan base.

nothing compares to jets/patriots fans in South Florida.  they make a person want to bring a tazer to the sports pub and use it on their genitals.

Posers. True Patriots fans would never relocate to South Florida.

And be honest, you regularly taze your genitals.
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2015, 06:17:23 PM »
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2015, 06:49:24 PM »
I endorse that meme.  The same could be said about the Cowboys not making the Super Bowl.  Hell, they haven't even made the NFC Championship game!  My football life is good  :coolsmiley:
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2015, 07:30:15 PM »
I endorse that meme.  The same could be said about the Cowboys not making the Super Bowl.  Hell, they haven't even made the NFC Championship game!  My football life is good  :coolsmiley:

I'll go off and console myself with pics of all their Super Bowl trophies. That takes longer with the Cowboys than with most teams.
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2015, 08:53:48 PM »
I know it's apples to oranges, but, my team has 27 World Championships ;)
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2015, 09:03:48 PM »
I know it's apples to oranges, but, my team has 27 World Championships ;)

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