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One for Metal Dog
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:29:52 AM »
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2014, 05:16:03 AM »
I'm with the mouse.   >:(
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2014, 06:37:03 AM »
 :2funny:
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2014, 12:44:04 PM »
I always brace myself when reading the Sunday edition of Pearls Before Swine, as I know there's a 50-50 chance it will end in a pun.  Stephan seems to take great delight in trying to make them as tortured as possible. 
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2014, 12:48:00 PM »
Any time is a good time for pie.

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2014, 01:29:15 PM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2014, 01:31:02 PM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2014, 01:32:44 PM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2014, 01:34:21 PM »
one of my all time favorites

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2014, 01:38:53 PM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2014, 01:46:02 PM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2014, 01:53:11 PM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2014, 01:55:15 PM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2014, 02:02:05 PM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2014, 07:00:10 PM »
somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.