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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #135 on: November 10, 2017, 02:07:28 PM »
It looks like a '90s web page.  :D

no joke :/
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Re: Matrix World in Flames
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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #137 on: November 10, 2017, 03:48:51 PM »
^ That cannot be real. Please tell me it's not real. I was having palpitations reading that!
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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #138 on: November 10, 2017, 03:50:46 PM »
What's wrong with '90s web pages?
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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #139 on: November 10, 2017, 04:13:37 PM »
...said Fox Mulder

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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #140 on: November 10, 2017, 04:23:34 PM »
Better design here  ;D

http://www.somethingawful.com/hosted/jeffk/

Neato. I think it's great that he used to be a haxor and later become a computar consultant, becuase hax0ring si illegal!!!.

It's missing a couple of the mandatory pieces of 90s web design, though. While he has the "under construction" gif, he definitely needs a web hit counter and some awful 8-bit auto-launched music.

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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #141 on: November 10, 2017, 04:34:46 PM »
^ That cannot be real. Please tell me it's not real. I was having palpitations reading that!

Rest easy.

That page was a joke that Something Awful created back in 2004. I used to peruse the SA site and forums a lot. I'm surprised they've still got it up.

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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #142 on: November 10, 2017, 04:38:49 PM »
........and that was the last we ever saw of JD

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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #143 on: November 10, 2017, 04:40:11 PM »
........and that was the last we ever saw of JD

LOL

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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #144 on: November 10, 2017, 04:42:38 PM »
Oh, you guys ain't seen nothing yet.

Go check out their collection of Cliff Yablonski photos and commentary. 'Cliff' is a grouchy old man that makes fun of everybody.

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff-yablonski/i-hate-you-01/

That's just Page 1. Look to the left and you'll see 280 pages of it. ;D

Here's his "main page:" http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff-yablonski/

Sorry for derailing with this nonsense. Especially THIS nonsense. ;)
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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #145 on: November 10, 2017, 11:18:00 PM »
That's not really my kind of humour but fill yer boots BC  :buck2:
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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #146 on: November 11, 2017, 12:40:16 PM »
That's not really my kind of humour but fill yer boots BC  :buck2:

I found it amusing 15 years ago. I do to an extent today, but not like back then. I still have juvenile tastes in humor, but then so do the rest of you, so... :P

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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #147 on: January 17, 2018, 07:12:14 PM »
Sit rep please....AI yet?

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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #148 on: January 17, 2018, 07:17:26 PM »
 :DD
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Re: Matrix World in Flames
« Reply #149 on: January 17, 2018, 07:22:52 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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