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Offline endfire79

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« on: June 07, 2014, 08:26:48 AM »
Strange, I noticed no tennis threads here.

Lately Eugenie Bouchard has been making some waves and played against Sharapova.  She lost, but I predict big things for Bouchard.  Congrats!
I heard she met Sharapova when she was 8 years young in Florida. 

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/tennis/eugenie-bouchard-falls-to-sharapova-in-french-open-semis-1.2665804
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2014, 04:17:01 PM »
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

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Re: Tennis
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2014, 07:45:44 PM »
It's been pleasant to watch a women's tennis match and not be annoyed within seconds by one of the competitors screaming like she's been stabbed every goddamn time she volleys.

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Re: Tennis
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2014, 01:38:21 PM »
sorry to be partial, but she's a local girl!  :)

That young Aussie who beat Nadal did very well too.
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2014, 05:05:41 PM »
sorry to be partial, but she's a local girl!  :)

That young Aussie who beat Nadal did very well too.

Nothing wrong with being partial. Hell, sports is pretty much based around people being partial to their favorites.

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Re: Tennis
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2014, 05:29:45 PM »
tennis is gayer then cricket.
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2014, 06:26:48 PM »
... oooook!   ::)

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."