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Offline GDS_Starfury

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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2014, 02:02:15 PM »
Brake problems ruin Mercedes perfect season.
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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2014, 02:11:14 PM »
The whole losing power and failing brakes was weird. No perfect season this year.  :'(
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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2014, 02:14:52 PM »
Not so weird considering the straights and turns.  I can only imagine the fit Hamilton is throwing right now.
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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2014, 08:14:27 PM »
are any of you pantywaisted going to watch Le Mans this weekend?
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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2014, 08:44:14 AM »
Completely forgot about that one, thanks for the heads up.
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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2014, 03:51:57 AM »
Racing should be about pushing the car and yourself to the limit..now in F1 it's all about car management...yawn.

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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2014, 08:43:52 AM »
thats one persons opinion.
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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2014, 04:25:29 AM »
I disagree.  All race car drivers know the risk, and they want to push limits.  They are professionals who know their machine, their track and their crewmen very well.  The F1 management thing aside, the stuff still impresses me. 
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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2014, 05:32:23 PM »
Hamilton wins Silverstone and Indy sets record as the fastest race ever with a 203 mph average.

not that you footie wusses care or anything.   >:(
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Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2014, 06:33:52 PM »
Wazzat? Something about cars?  ;)
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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2014, 07:12:07 PM »
well after failing at tennis and soccer you would think the Brits here would be happy that one of theres won at home today.
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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2014, 07:34:42 PM »
Caught the qualifying on Saturday when he got bumped off the poll in the last seconds with the on and off rain on the course. Happy he won.  O0
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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2014, 07:54:46 PM »
I do wonder how much of the Mercedes team drama is engineered.
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Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2014, 02:45:20 PM »
Lewis Hamilton is simply one of the best drivers ever.
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Re: Racing!!!
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2014, 06:56:28 PM »
so I was asked by a women on Sunday exactly why I liked racing and what made it important.
my response was this:

at one time or another you may play football, baseball, hockey, golf or tennis and you may enjoy it while you do.
racing however is driving and you drive almost every day of your adult life.  whats on the track WILL be in your car in a few years.
so of all of the sports out there racing has the most real impact on your daily life.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.