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Offline besilarius

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Groggy pool table
« on: November 04, 2016, 04:52:17 PM »
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Re: Groggy pool table
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2017, 12:06:34 PM »
Well I die on the table every time I play ...so may as well play on a coffin , bury the pain or inevitable defeat  ;D
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Re: Groggy pool table
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2017, 02:56:58 PM »
I wouldn't want to reach down in its pockets and tickle its balls.

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Re: Groggy pool table
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2017, 04:38:06 PM »
This thread's devolution reminded me of:



"No, I meant really slept with somebody.  Beside them.  Not just f*** them on a gaming table."    :DD



(also always LOL'd at the "Arm Metaphor")



Heard some scuttlebutt about a mini-series sequel K. Smith was shopping around.  Wonder if that panned out yet.

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Re: Groggy pool table
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2017, 05:41:40 PM »
Heard some scuttlebutt about a mini-series sequel K. Smith was shopping around.  Wonder if that panned out yet.

Wasn't that Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and then Clerks II ?
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Re: Groggy pool table
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2017, 05:54:06 PM »
Heard some scuttlebutt about a mini-series sequel K. Smith was shopping around.  Wonder if that panned out yet.

Wasn't that Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and then Clerks II ?


I'd rather have more of that than some of his more recent stuff.  But perhaps he's getting too old and out of touch with the inspiration for them.

Smith mentioned shopping Mallrats series around a few months ago.

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Re: Groggy pool table
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2017, 07:25:25 PM »
Pretty sure a Mallrats 2 is coming out...

And FYI the US 1 flea market that they go to the three breasted psychic is no longer there.
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Re: Groggy pool table
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2017, 04:58:12 PM »
Pretty sure a Mallrats 2 is coming out...

Yeah.. I just don't know when/where.

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And FYI the US 1 flea market that they go to the three breasted psychic is no longer there.


Whaaat?  Nooooo!

I guess the 'Topless Psychic' is just too much bewbs in one scene.   ;D

Actually she had a third nipple.   I think you're getting it mixed up with the original Total Recall.   ;D
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Re: Groggy pool table
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2017, 08:18:20 PM »
Pretty sure a Mallrats 2 is coming out...

Yeah.. I just don't know when/where.

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And FYI the US 1 flea market that they go to the three breasted psychic is no longer there.


Whaaat?  Nooooo!

I guess the 'Topless Psychic' is just too much bewbs in one scene.   ;D

Actually she had a third nipple.   I think you're getting it mixed up with the original Total Recall.   ;D

When it comes down to it...is there a difference????

I mean...anything over 2 is just extraneous anyway.

That and it's unfortunately been close to 20 yrs since I've seen Mallrats. KS better finish 2 soon cause the mall is a dying institution.

And WOW...did I help fire this thread wayyyyyyy off target.
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