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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: airboy on January 20, 2019, 07:57:03 AM

Title: Alien Threat? World's Oldest Person Dies Again
Post by: airboy on January 20, 2019, 07:57:03 AM
Another domino has fallen, another warning of the alien threat. 

It happens every couple of months - the world's oldest person just "mysteriously dies."
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/worlds-oldest-man-113-dies-at-his-home-in-northern-japan/ar-BBSuaHx?OCID=ansmsnnews11

Why won't somebody do something?  What is stalking the most venerable members of humanity?  Why is this individual targeted for death every few months?

I blame the aliens.
Title: Re: Alien Threat? World's Oldest Person Dies Again
Post by: Sir Slash on January 21, 2019, 09:53:08 AM
In a related matter, why do they ALWAYS schedule Lunar Eclipses at night when nobody can see it?  :o