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Title: Seriously?
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on March 10, 2016, 11:41:59 AM
So this popped up on my Steam Discovery Queue this morning.....

I have no words.



I'm heading over to Japan in a month.  I think I may have to ask them to stop enabling anime nerds around the world.  This just ain't right.












Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: mirth on March 10, 2016, 11:47:59 AM
Star will definitely review that one.
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: JudgeDredd on March 10, 2016, 11:58:14 AM
wtf is Jarhead doing in that!?  :2funny:
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 10, 2016, 12:09:00 PM
SoM was already messing w/ me about that one on FaceBook
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: mirth on March 10, 2016, 12:13:35 PM
The reviews are very positive

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This game is just one giant innuendo for tank sexy time. 20/10               


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Stuck my barrel in crazy

10/10 game               
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 10, 2016, 01:46:32 PM
Like you need any more 'crazy' in your life! ::)
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: mirth on March 10, 2016, 01:51:49 PM
Good point.
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: Dammit Carl! on March 10, 2016, 05:25:46 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: Sir Slash on March 10, 2016, 05:33:36 PM
Oooohhh. I just love Tiger I. She looks SO innocent and sweet. I bet she's VERY popular. Not like that BITCH T-34.  :-X
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: mirth on March 10, 2016, 06:01:45 PM
Oooohhh. I just love Tiger I. She looks SO innocent and sweet. I bet she's VERY popular. Not like that BITCH T-34.  :-X



(http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/379980/ss_03a9915524feb0ca2720cbdecc4c8c3be6303096.600x338.jpg?t=1457560481)




(http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/379980/ss_9b8c0592838f46a9ad027258ad62f40202ce1d2b.600x338.jpg?t=1457560481)
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: Cyrano on March 10, 2016, 07:48:33 PM
Because, in the Japanese mind, "Girl and Panzer" was somehow insufficiently weird.

Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: jomni on March 10, 2016, 08:17:08 PM
This pales in comparison with Kancolle where battleships become girls.

http://kancolle.wikia.com/

(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/3/3b/106_3.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20131124141050)
Meet Shokaku

(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/9/9b/136_1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20131126235026&format=webp)
and Yamato
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: Double Deuce on March 10, 2016, 10:16:31 PM
I'm convinced that those 2 nukes we dropped on Japan F'ed them up culturally way beyond anything we could have imagined.
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: Swatter on March 11, 2016, 01:23:31 AM
I'm convinced that those 2 nukes we dropped on Japan F'ed them up culturally way beyond anything we could have imagined.

We need some explanation and that's as good as any.
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: MikeGER on March 11, 2016, 03:40:36 AM
in 5 years Japanese will have walking talking "datable" robotic dolls (androids) that look like this and who are able to roam free in a controlled  limited environment situation like a property or a restaurant :o
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: undercovergeek on March 11, 2016, 03:59:35 AM
in 5 years Japanese will have walking talking "datable" robotic dolls (androids) that look like this and who are able to roam free in a controlled  limited environment situation like a property or a restaurant :o

if they can make a redhead, 34DD one im on my way
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: mirth on March 11, 2016, 04:36:58 AM
in 5 years Japanese will have walking talking "datable" robotic dolls (androids) that look like this and who are able to roam free in a controlled  limited environment situation like a property or a restaurant :o

if they can make a redhead, 34DD one im on my way

I'm already making travel plans
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: MikeGER on March 11, 2016, 04:38:31 AM
in 5 years Japanese will have walking talking "datable" robotic dolls (androids) that look like this and who are able to roam free in a controlled  limited environment situation like a property or a restaurant :o

if they can make a redhead, 34DD one im on my way

but i guess those unnatural oversized anime eyes are pretty scary when suddenly seen in real
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: Beowulf on March 11, 2016, 04:55:47 AM
I'm convinced that those 2 nukes we dropped on Japan F'ed them up culturally way beyond anything we could have imagined.

Because, in the Japanese mind, "Girl and Panzer" was somehow insufficiently weird.

He he, guess again:
http://devgru-p.weebly.com/about.html
http://www.indiedb.com/company/devgru-p/games

Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: mirth on March 11, 2016, 05:36:57 AM
I'm convinced that those 2 nukes we dropped on Japan F'ed them up culturally way beyond anything we could have imagined.

Because, in the Japanese mind, "Girl and Panzer" was somehow insufficiently weird.

He he, guess again:
http://devgru-p.weebly.com/about.html
http://www.indiedb.com/company/devgru-p/games

Location: Phoenix, Arizona

I noticed that too. This is an American made homage to weird Japanese fetishes.
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on March 11, 2016, 06:58:49 AM
Yup.  I thought it was Japanese at first but googled it.  That's why I called Japan dirty anime enablers instead of blaming them directly.  (Still gonna slap some otaku when I get there though.  They know what they did.) 
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: FarAway Sooner on March 11, 2016, 09:45:18 AM
Honestly, I've never been into anime, but after getting sucked in by the great storyline and reasonably solid gameplay of Loren: Amazon Princess, I spent the next month feeling like a porn-anime pervert.  But I'll be danged it it wasn't a great game.

Those robots in Japan will also feature an installation socket for a www.fleshlight.com (http://www.fleshlight.com).
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: DoctorQuest on March 11, 2016, 10:12:37 AM
in 5 years Japanese will have walking talking "datable" robotic dolls (androids) that look like this and who are able to roam free in a controlled  limited environment situation like a property or a restaurant :o

And we all know THIS is going to end well.
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: Sir Slash on March 11, 2016, 10:50:03 AM
We need Blade-Runners NOW!
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: mirth on March 11, 2016, 11:27:27 AM
We need Blade-Runners NOW!

I volunteer to hunt down all the Pris models.
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: AchillesLastStand on March 11, 2016, 11:30:27 AM
I'm convinced that those 2 nukes we dropped on Japan F'ed them up culturally way beyond anything we could have imagined.


Not really, they are still stuck in the hard rock phase and never moved on to rap or wuss rock which is a good thing. ;D
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: DoctorQuest on March 11, 2016, 09:07:24 PM
We need Blade-Runners NOW!

I volunteer to hunt down all the Pris models.

And we all know THIS is going to end well.  :o
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: Sir Slash on March 11, 2016, 09:13:00 PM
I thought the Pris models hunted you down.
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: GDS_Starfury on March 12, 2016, 12:19:09 AM
but i guess those unnatural oversized anime eyes are pretty scary when suddenly seen in real

why no face down action?   ???
Title: Re: Seriously?
Post by: undercovergeek on March 12, 2016, 12:57:00 AM
Here we are having a discussion about abusing large breasted robot dolls and you have to come and lower the tone!  ::)