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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: Airborne Rifles on February 23, 2016, 10:32:51 AM

Title: Why Indiana Jones never published his research
Post by: Airborne Rifles on February 23, 2016, 10:32:51 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-indiana-jones-never-published-his-research_p2/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-indiana-jones-never-published-his-research_p2/)

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Though your findings are certainly incredible and we understand your enthusiasm, we must say that the title "God Melted Some Nazi Faces In Front Of Me" simply doesn't fit our journal's aesthetic.

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For future reference, the Marshall College Archaeological Review does not consider "All my evidence was confiscated by the government" to be an acceptable citation.

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That said, it is bittersweet to finally learn the fate of your TA, Wu Han, whom we have had listed as a missing person for the last three years. The next time you see one of your students murdered (a distressingly plausible possibility), please let us know as soon as possible rather than waiting three years to mention it in passing in your academic writings.

Many more gems at the link.

Title: Re: Why Indiana Jones never published his research
Post by: JasonPratt on February 23, 2016, 10:54:33 AM
Man, some journal needs to change its aesthetic!  O0
Title: Re: Why Indiana Jones never published his research
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 23, 2016, 11:20:12 AM
some of those are awesome :)