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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: Airborne Rifles on June 01, 2015, 07:06:29 PM

Title: They're coming...
Post by: Airborne Rifles on June 01, 2015, 07:06:29 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/05/26/ceres-bright-spots-still-shrouded-in-mystery/ (http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/05/26/ceres-bright-spots-still-shrouded-in-mystery/)

I know the most likely explanation is ice reflecting sunlight, but come on...cities of individual lights in a crater on the dwarf planet Ceres? Sounds like an alien civilization/invasion to me.

Maybe they're concerned about us sending our own flying saucers to Mars:

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/06/01/nasa-preps-revolutionary-flying-saucer-test-flight/ (http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/06/01/nasa-preps-revolutionary-flying-saucer-test-flight/)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Gusington on June 01, 2015, 07:52:13 PM
Hmm...sounds like I may need to put my helmet on.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on June 02, 2015, 12:13:21 AM
Hmm...sounds like I may need to put my helmet on.

Muzzle flash you mean? Ooohh, we have made them angry. Maybe launch blooms, more serious. They come to colonize. Take me to your BBQ Pit Master.



Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on June 02, 2015, 12:17:56 AM
Nobody thinks intelligentlife would want to meet politicians do they? Yeah, its BBQ pit leaders or den of ill repute leaders.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: MikeGER on June 02, 2015, 01:28:04 AM
if the ocupation force of Ceres is as least as smart as we , they would known about the spaceprobe (from our TV news reaching them with about half an hour delay) and have ordered an blackout, especially because they were able to hide all other electric or magnetic field disturbances or tracegases emitting from there nice outpost.

...they might have a "Jar Jar Bings" individual in there ranks so. the one guy who stumbled against a switch and so left the light on... Dooh!  (so one single crater left lit, while normaly Ceres would look like a disco-ball when they know we cant see it ;-) )

(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/60594948.jpg)

Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Centurion40 on June 02, 2015, 06:20:23 AM
Hmm...sounds like I may need to put my helmet on.

I've reinforced my tinfoil sail boat hat with copper wire, just in case.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Windigo on June 02, 2015, 10:20:36 AM
It would be just so frikkin' cool....
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Post by: Steelgrave on June 02, 2015, 12:33:29 PM
Wait til they start reflecting morse code at us. Whoopsie!
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: mirth on June 02, 2015, 12:55:46 PM
That is the distinctive flash of an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

(http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/876/493/NASADawnClosest.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Airborne Rifles on June 28, 2015, 06:02:24 AM
So now, in addition to a mysterious city of lights on the dwarf planet, there's also a pyramid:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/us/feat-ceres-pyramid/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/us/feat-ceres-pyramid/index.html)

I for one welcome our new Ceresian overlords.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: LongBlade on June 28, 2015, 07:35:04 AM
So...all we need now is to send a manned mission to figure this all out. And make sure the crew has a computer on board named Hal.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Gusington on June 28, 2015, 11:52:52 AM
I don't wanna cause alarm but well you know...
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: steve58 on June 29, 2015, 08:04:58 AM
Looks like the ISS caught some of their ships doing a flyby of Terra...  :o

NASA cuts live video transmission as THREE UFOs fly past Earth (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/586976/NASA-International-Space-Station-UFO-Video-Youtube-Shocking-Proof-Alien-Life)  ("flyby" starts around the 1:00 mark.)

Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Pete Dero on June 29, 2015, 08:54:38 AM
WOW.  ISS sees other satelites orbiting earth !!

That is why they suddenly disappear : they move out of the sunlight and no longer reflect any light.
The same thing happens when ISS flies over.

BTW those cuts happen every few minutes when ISS switches to one of the other 3 onboard cameras.

How to 'catch' a satelite :

http://www.satobs.org/iridium.html
http://www.ocastronomers.org/e-zine/feature_articles/fa_iridium.asp

Looks familiar ?




Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Airborne Rifles on August 03, 2015, 06:53:17 AM
They've made it to Mars:

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/55bef689e4b0d4f33a0333e9? (http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/55bef689e4b0d4f33a0333e9?)

Looks like arachnids. NASA of course is denying that these represent any sort of life on the red planet. Ergo, the threat must be serious and imminent.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: LongBlade on August 03, 2015, 10:06:27 AM
Bugs, Mr. Rico. Zillions of 'em!

(http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j349/longblade/GrogHeads/Starship%20Troopers%20Bugs_zpsoe6idj3c.jpg)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Nefaro on August 03, 2015, 01:19:53 PM
That is some antique counter "art" right there.  :buck2:
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Post by: GDS_Starfury on August 03, 2015, 05:39:27 PM
Mirth's space crabs have returned!
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: mirth on August 03, 2015, 06:05:19 PM
Nasa's next deep space probe will attempt to locate Star's balls.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: GDS_Starfury on August 03, 2015, 09:47:10 PM
your tonsils found them.   O:-)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 04, 2015, 04:17:45 AM
your tonsils found them.   O:-)

(http://i.imgur.com/cDIFz.png)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Airborne Rifles on August 31, 2015, 06:54:36 PM
The evidence mounts; they've made it to Mars:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/28/tech/mars-photos-alien-life/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obnetwork (http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/28/tech/mars-photos-alien-life/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obnetwork)

Some really cool and haunting photos there, even if they are just rocks in the end  :)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Staggerwing on August 31, 2015, 07:03:20 PM
The evidence mounts; they've made it to Mars:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/28/tech/mars-photos-alien-life/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obnetwork (http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/28/tech/mars-photos-alien-life/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obnetwork)

Some really cool and haunting photos there, even if they are just rocks in the end  :)



(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150828100402-mars-mermaid-super-169.jpg)


Bigfoot! On Mars! I knew it!!!
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: LongBlade on August 31, 2015, 07:39:12 PM
The evidence mounts; they've made it to Mars:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/28/tech/mars-photos-alien-life/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obnetwork (http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/28/tech/mars-photos-alien-life/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obnetwork)

Some really cool and haunting photos there, even if they are just rocks in the end  :)



(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150828100402-mars-mermaid-super-169.jpg)


Bigfoot! On Mars! I knew it!!!

Nope. Mirth photobomb.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Bison on August 31, 2015, 07:41:37 PM
Ok.  Fine I get the whole the fuzzy image might be alien life, but seriously a freaking mermaid?  What the hell?  Hey look it's a sand mermaid!  They've developed the tail to help them navigate the waterless sand and rocks of the barren Martian surface!  I demand these idiots turn over the tinfoil hat to those theorist who'd posit a more viable life form.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Centurion40 on September 01, 2015, 07:09:02 AM
Awesome!

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150828092535-mars-wwi-helmet-super-169.jpg)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Nefaro on September 01, 2015, 08:27:42 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/Tye06ZLDNPpfy/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 01, 2015, 10:00:44 AM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcf02nJvNh1qd4q8ao1_500.gif)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Sir Slash on September 01, 2015, 10:21:14 AM
I hope they're gamers. Not good ones of course.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Centurion40 on September 01, 2015, 10:27:10 AM
I hope they're gamers. Not good ones of course.

(https://fusiondotnet.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/pixels3.gif?w=550&h=228)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Airborne Rifles on October 26, 2015, 05:36:10 PM
Ummm....Ceres, Mars, now an unidentified "probably" man-made hollow piece of "space junk" is on a collision course with earth:

http://andyjwells.tumblr.com/post/131943428502/unidentified-space-junk-labelled-wtf-is-about-to (http://andyjwells.tumblr.com/post/131943428502/unidentified-space-junk-labelled-wtf-is-about-to)

Quote
No one seems to know exactly what the flying object actually is - hence the name - but they are in no doubt we are in its path.

All anyone is sure off is that it is about two metres wide and could be hollow inside - meaning it might be man-made.

(Actually, the most likely explanation for what it is is pretty cool  ;))
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Windigo on October 26, 2015, 06:41:34 PM
So I worked with my step kids who own some rock and gem stores. I helped them out during their biggest/busiest sale of the year, "Rocktober" It lasted 9 days.
I talked to a lot of people, but the most memorable one was the one who told me about the illuminati and andromeda space ships.
I think there's a lot of people out there who really should wear tinfoil hats.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Sir Slash on October 26, 2015, 09:30:16 PM
And just in time for the return of the X-Files.
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Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on October 26, 2015, 09:56:20 PM
So I worked with my step kids who own some rock and gem stores. I helped them out during their biggest/busiest sale of the year, "Rocktober" It lasted 9 days.
I talked to a lot of people, but the most memorable one was the one who told me about the illuminati and andromeda space ships.
I think there's a lot of people out there who really should wear tinfoil hats.

Are the Andromeda ships going to bake their potato?
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 27, 2015, 05:22:59 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/TaZddT2KC3wFa/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Centurion40 on October 27, 2015, 08:29:15 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/TaZddT2KC3wFa/giphy.gif)

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Staggerwing on October 27, 2015, 05:47:04 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/TaZddT2KC3wFa/giphy.gif)

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

Did you forget at what Marvin's Space Modulator was pointed?
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: mirth on October 27, 2015, 08:05:33 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/TaZddT2KC3wFa/giphy.gif)

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

Did you forget at what Marvin's Space Modulator was pointed?

Uranus?
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Staggerwing on October 27, 2015, 08:08:14 PM
Earth. It obstructs his view of Venus.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: mirth on October 27, 2015, 08:10:59 PM
What about Uranus?
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Staggerwing on October 27, 2015, 08:12:25 PM
View obstructed only by my pants.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: mirth on October 27, 2015, 08:13:19 PM
View obstructed only by my pants.

Let's keep it that way.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Airborne Rifles on November 27, 2015, 05:09:30 PM
The aliens have apparently brought their giant rodents along...or maybe they are giant rodentoid themselves:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/11/26/nasa-mars-mouse-cheshire-cat-galaxies-daily-hit-newday.cnn (http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/11/26/nasa-mars-mouse-cheshire-cat-galaxies-daily-hit-newday.cnn)

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/151126094519-nasa-mars-mouse-cheshire-cat-galaxies-daily-hit-newday-00002508-medium-tease.jpg)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Bison on November 27, 2015, 05:20:30 PM
Man now I'm afraid of the galactic version of the bubonic plague.
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Steelgrave on November 27, 2015, 06:40:42 PM
The aliens have apparently brought their giant rodents along...or maybe they are giant rodentoid themselves:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/11/26/nasa-mars-mouse-cheshire-cat-galaxies-daily-hit-newday.cnn (http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/11/26/nasa-mars-mouse-cheshire-cat-galaxies-daily-hit-newday.cnn)

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/151126094519-nasa-mars-mouse-cheshire-cat-galaxies-daily-hit-newday-00002508-medium-tease.jpg)

Great, just great....so maybe the moon really IS made of green cheese. That would explain a lot!
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Nefaro on November 27, 2015, 06:54:14 PM
The aliens have apparently brought their giant rodents along...or maybe they are giant rodentoid themselves:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/11/26/nasa-mars-mouse-cheshire-cat-galaxies-daily-hit-newday.cnn (http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/11/26/nasa-mars-mouse-cheshire-cat-galaxies-daily-hit-newday.cnn)

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/151126094519-nasa-mars-mouse-cheshire-cat-galaxies-daily-hit-newday-00002508-medium-tease.jpg)


Probably just the mice mentioned in Hitchiker's GttG..

(http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3f/f1/6d/3ff16dbafbe2ebe50f5415cdf426a6a7.jpg)
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 27, 2015, 07:12:58 PM
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Post by: Airborne Rifles on January 14, 2016, 11:22:38 AM
As the veiled threat draws closer, NASA is opening a "Planetary Defense Office" to deal with "asteroids": https://news.vice.com/article/nasa-has-opened-a-planetary-defense-office-to-protect-earth-from-cosmic-collisions (https://news.vice.com/article/nasa-has-opened-a-planetary-defense-office-to-protect-earth-from-cosmic-collisions)

Can Space Marines and Space Shuttle Door Gunners be far behind?
Title: Re: They're coming...
Post by: Staggerwing on January 14, 2016, 04:38:48 PM
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Post by: mirth on January 14, 2016, 04:43:04 PM
Roger Corman presents Jimmy Bond in Space.