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bayonetbrant

#15015
May 25, 2018, 05:17:00 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#15016
May 26, 2018, 08:01:41 AM
Sometimes it's very easy to "volunteer" for a work detail.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

#15017
May 26, 2018, 09:28:44 AM
Ouch! Low blow.  :timeout:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

trailrunner

#15018
May 26, 2018, 09:30:36 AM
Quote from: besilarius on May 26, 2018, 08:01:41 AM
Sometimes it's very easy to "volunteer" for a work detail.

My dad retired as a Master Chief.  He would have appreciated that very much.

mirth

#15019
May 27, 2018, 08:22:26 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#15020
May 31, 2018, 06:42:57 AM

Centurion40

#15021
May 31, 2018, 02:29:58 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 22, 2018, 05:26:57 AM


Those savings are grossly underestimated....
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#15022
June 01, 2018, 01:47:24 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#15023
June 01, 2018, 05:17:33 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#15024
June 01, 2018, 05:57:59 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#15025
June 01, 2018, 05:59:15 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#15026
June 01, 2018, 06:21:02 AM
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Barthheart

#15027
June 01, 2018, 07:34:10 AM
Quote from: mirth on June 01, 2018, 05:57:59 AM


If only that were a choice.... we are so screwed..... :buck2: One leader is a blithering idiot and the other two want me to hand over all of my money.....

mirth

#15028
June 01, 2018, 07:48:22 AM
There goes the game budget.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#15029
June 01, 2018, 10:10:25 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on June 01, 2018, 07:34:10 AM
Quote from: mirth on June 01, 2018, 05:57:59 AM


If only that were a choice.... we are so screwed..... :buck2: One leader is a blithering idiot and the other two want me to hand over all of my money.....

That doesn't help me decide who the blithering idiot is.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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