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mirth

#13815
November 16, 2017, 06:23:51 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#13816
November 17, 2017, 08:15:51 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#13817
November 17, 2017, 12:00:00 PM
^^ The hidden joke there is that EA is selling half a glass of water which they will then fill with DLC later.

You could also label that "paradox" and it would work just as well that way, while also making sense to the literal drawing.
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besilarius

#13818
November 19, 2017, 12:31:13 PM
Wonder how Klingon Thanksgiving is celebrated?
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mirth

#13819
November 19, 2017, 12:48:05 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#13820
November 19, 2017, 12:48:53 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

solops

#13821
November 19, 2017, 12:50:49 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 17, 2017, 08:15:51 AM

My reaction was always "Who the hell stole half my water!!!?"
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Martok

#13822
November 20, 2017, 05:49:26 AM
Quote from: besilarius on November 19, 2017, 12:31:13 PM
Wonder how Klingon Thanksgiving is celebrated?
Ha! 

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mirth

#13823
November 21, 2017, 05:06:37 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#13824
November 21, 2017, 07:29:02 AM
one of the, uh 'perks' of a state w/ legal weed

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Nefaro

#13825
November 21, 2017, 09:03:46 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 21, 2017, 07:29:02 AM
one of the, uh 'perks' of a state w/ legal weed





421 Lilly Road?


I suppose they couldn't get the 420 location.

bbmike

#13826
November 21, 2017, 09:07:09 AM
Screw that. I'm going to Judy's on Pacific Ave SE.  ^-^
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mirth

#13827
November 21, 2017, 09:17:10 AM
Quote from: bbmike on November 21, 2017, 09:07:09 AM
Screw that. I'm going to Judy's on Pacific Ave SE.  ^-^

It's tough when you realize you have to start wearing a bra.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#13828
November 21, 2017, 09:29:03 AM
^That's when you head back over to Lilly Rd.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

bayonetbrant

#13829
November 21, 2017, 05:57:56 PM
you really need to click thru to read the whole thread

https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932689088360140801
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