The Truthiness is out there

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besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

JasonPratt

I've interacted with some of those people -- I mean the ones who don't realize the original thing was a trollish anti-Christian joke.

They can watch a cruise line literally sail over the curve of the horizon -- I mean at high magnification where the detail is obvious -- and think it's just disappearing in haze.  <:-)
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bayonetbrant

yeah, there was plenty of ridicule on the local news around here this weekend

plus this...
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Arctic Blast

Flat Earthers...

from AROUND the world...

It just hurts my brain too much. I need more beer.

BanzaiCat


Sir Slash

"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

^^  :2funny:

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Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bbmike

Sure, make fun. But if the world really is round why are all of our board game maps flat? :hide:
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

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-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

BanzaiCat

#11

Sir Slash

Living all my life in probably the flattest state in the Union, I can say there's good things about 'flatness'. First of all nothing ever rolls away from you when you put it down, it just sits there. Also nobody feels inferior to anybody else because nobody's big fancy house sits on a hill lording over the rest of us. Flatness means you can always see rain when it's coming as well as unwanted visitors like some relatives and Jehovah's Witnesses ( no offense intended). It's great for some games like Bowling and Shuffleboard, both very big here in Fla. Not so much for Soapbox Derby. And you can always see Police and Firetrucks/Ambulances coming unless they're behind a big truck. Flat is good for keeping water in your pool and cars in your driveway. And it makes lawn mowing much easier. Lots of good stuff about being flat but it'd get old if the whole world was that way.  ;D
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Ubercat

Where in FL do you live? My family lives in Sarasota.
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- Thomas Sowell