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Maltese cuisine
« on: September 12, 2017, 07:42:57 PM »
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Re: Maltese cuisine
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2017, 08:27:07 PM »
interesting, thanks!
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Re: Maltese cuisine
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2017, 06:55:57 AM »
Anyone have a good recipe for Maltese falcon?
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Re: Maltese cuisine
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2017, 06:56:48 AM »
Baste it in apple cider vinegar like Humphrey Bogart did.
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Re: Maltese cuisine
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2017, 06:57:47 AM »
Bogie knew a think or two about a squeaky clean urethra.
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Re: Maltese cuisine
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2017, 07:16:49 AM »
Does rice from Mount Etna come ready cooked?
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Re: Maltese cuisine
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2017, 07:30:59 AM »
Bogie was indeed the man. I would be proud to have him inspect and judge any urethra.
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Re: Maltese cuisine
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2017, 07:31:59 AM »
I don't have a response to that statement.
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Re: Maltese cuisine
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2017, 07:32:29 AM »
I win!
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Re: Maltese cuisine
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2017, 10:53:20 PM »


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