Canadanian Troops sent to USA Border

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bbmike

#15
August 09, 2017, 06:47:42 PM
^ He's obviously creating a smoke screen. They're after our softwood lumber.
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airboy

#16
August 09, 2017, 06:49:20 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on August 09, 2017, 04:17:18 PM
F that... we didn't come fer Beber why would come fer Capt. Orange?  L:-)

When you take back Bieber, can you get Celine Dion on the same trip?

mirth

#17
August 09, 2017, 06:50:43 PM
Quote from: bbmike on August 09, 2017, 06:47:42 PM
^ He's obviously creating a smoke screen. They're after our softwood lumber.

I knew it!!!
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airboy

#18
August 09, 2017, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: Michael Dorosh on August 09, 2017, 06:44:04 PM
Quote from: airboy on August 09, 2017, 02:38:26 PM
I should start with BLAME CANADA! like South Park, but this story is more interesting than that.

Under Trump, the USA has started enforcing immigration laws.  This has caused a mass exodus of illegal immigrants to - Canada! 

To put some order in the chaotic situation, Canada has moved troops to the New York/Canada Border.

See - http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/article166261812.html

Pretty interesting stuff from multiple perspectives.

They're setting up modular tents. That's it. RCMP is doing security duties.

Canadian Army has often provided aid with domestic civilian crises - wild fires, floods, ice storms, etc. This is not really news.

This REALLY IS NEWS!

Just like PEARL HARBOR except with MAPLE LEAVES.

The USA has had lots of trouble with RED COATS before.

We are already infested with Celine Dion's and Bieber's.  Who knows what they are plotting next?

mirth

#19
August 09, 2017, 06:55:34 PM
Don't forget Shatner and Trebek.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#20
August 09, 2017, 06:59:56 PM
You love the Shat!

mirth

#21
August 09, 2017, 07:02:09 PM
Yes I do. You Canucks are excellent at infiltrating our society!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Toonces

#22
August 09, 2017, 07:13:12 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 09, 2017, 06:29:02 PM
You need more Scotch.



You called?
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Toonces

#23
August 09, 2017, 07:14:02 PM
I need Banzai Cat to make a scotch batman signal for my avatar...I can't believe Google didn't turn one up.
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DoctorQuest

#24
August 09, 2017, 07:15:31 PM
Just where the hell is Canadania, anyway?  :2funny:
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mirth

#25
August 09, 2017, 07:18:21 PM
Quote from: Toonces on August 09, 2017, 07:14:02 PM
I need Banzai Cat to make a scotch batman signal for my avatar...I can't believe Google didn't turn one up.

Be careful what you wish for...
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#26
August 09, 2017, 07:19:39 PM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on August 09, 2017, 07:15:31 PM
Just where the hell is Canadania, anyway?  :2funny:

I was waiting for someone to pick up on that :P
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#27
August 09, 2017, 07:20:32 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Toonces

#28
August 09, 2017, 07:28:42 PM
I was looking for the lighty thing with just scotch in dark letters...I can't believe that's not a meme somewhere.
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Staggerwing

#29
August 09, 2017, 07:34:09 PM
Quote from: Toonces on August 09, 2017, 07:14:02 PM
I need Banzai Cat to make a scotch batman signal for my avatar...I can't believe Google didn't turn one up.

Sub in The Johnny Walker dude for the Bat symbol in the illuminated circle and you are go.
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