"Feeling Old" 2017 Edition

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besilarius

#210
November 19, 2017, 12:24:44 PM
An important public service announcement with Thanksgiving this week.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#211
November 19, 2017, 12:45:36 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#212
November 19, 2017, 03:07:11 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 19, 2017, 12:45:36 PM



I mean this in the nicest possible way:



Fuck.

You.
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mirth

#213
November 19, 2017, 03:11:54 PM
^yeah, that one hurt.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#214
December 01, 2017, 08:41:21 AM
33 years ago today

[yt]https://youtu.be/bjQzJAKxTrE[/yt]
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Emeraldlis

#215
December 01, 2017, 06:26:32 PM
^^still a great song after all this time ,and an awesome line-up !!! It's not really making me feel old though , because they're all still older than me ....or sadly dead  :-\  R.I.P George Michael . I watched him a few nights ago on tv doing the Freddie Mercury tribute concert for aids in the early 90's , sad to lose talent like that  :(  I have it recorded , it's a great concert , I've seen it a few times before .....I'm sure I'll watch it a few times more !
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
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mirth

#216
December 10, 2017, 11:15:15 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#217
December 10, 2017, 11:17:58 AM
I can't handle that truth.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#218
December 10, 2017, 11:18:26 AM
Me either.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#219
December 10, 2017, 11:20:49 AM
I'm going outside to put my head in the snow like a snow ostrich.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#220
December 10, 2017, 11:35:29 AM
That'll make it all better.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#221
December 10, 2017, 12:00:52 PM
Didn't work.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#222
December 10, 2017, 12:05:25 PM
Crap. I've tried nothin and I'm all out of ideas.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#223
December 10, 2017, 04:39:18 PM
You forgot all about whiskey.
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-Sherlock Holmes

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-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
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mirth

#224
December 10, 2017, 04:57:17 PM
Whiskey will do that to ya.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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