"Feeling Old" 2017 Edition

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bbmike

#180
September 08, 2017, 04:13:41 PM
 O0    <:-)
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Sir Slash

#181
September 08, 2017, 10:08:14 PM
I remember that episode where the Enterprise ran into a giant cupcake floating in space. Spock told the Capt. that 'Logic' required him to fly over in a shuttle and give it a taste and then act like he really didn't like it. And Mc Coy wouldn't tell him through the whole episode that he had frosting on his top lip.  :2funny:  THAT was a great show. Happy B. Day Star Trek.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#182
September 09, 2017, 07:38:00 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Gusington

#183
September 09, 2017, 10:06:39 AM
Colored space food?? I'm offended.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#184
September 09, 2017, 10:31:17 AM
"pointed ears", "normal eared"...the racism of Star Trek is so blatantly apparent in today's woke culture.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#185
September 09, 2017, 11:07:34 AM
I need a hug and a safe place.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#186
September 09, 2017, 11:17:30 AM
on the 10 and 13th of September The Wrath of Khan is being re-released in select theaters.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#187
September 09, 2017, 10:24:46 PM
They hadn't even got to the green Slave Girl part yet. I wonder what shape her ears were?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#188
September 14, 2017, 12:07:38 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#189
September 26, 2017, 05:15:56 PM
Princess Bride is 30 years old (and Fred Savage is a 41 year old father of three)

http://variety.com/2017/film/features/the-princess-bride-turns-30-1202565060/
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#190
September 26, 2017, 05:36:01 PM
^I'm going to watch that one of these days.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#191
September 26, 2017, 05:38:42 PM
<smh>
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#192
September 27, 2017, 06:31:22 AM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Windigo

#194
September 28, 2017, 03:05:42 PM
The final alternate ending scene would have been good too.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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