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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2520 on: September 11, 2017, 08:34:24 AM »
PETS - People for the Ethical Treatment of Square corners


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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2521 on: September 11, 2017, 08:34:53 AM »
^excellent
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2522 on: September 11, 2017, 08:41:54 AM »
that's awesome :)
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2524 on: September 12, 2017, 10:42:28 AM »
PETS - People for the Ethical Treatment of Square corners

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2525 on: September 12, 2017, 11:44:52 AM »
 :DD
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2526 on: September 13, 2017, 04:34:48 PM »
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2527 on: September 13, 2017, 04:43:01 PM »
A couple of those had me laughing!
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2528 on: September 13, 2017, 04:48:54 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: One for Metal Dog
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2530 on: September 13, 2017, 06:15:38 PM »
^hahaha!
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2531 on: September 13, 2017, 09:44:55 PM »
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Re: One for Metal Dog
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2533 on: September 16, 2017, 07:31:23 PM »
me, today at SparkCon

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #2534 on: September 16, 2017, 08:57:31 PM »
Trust you to find the pun.
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