Psst...Hey, Martok!

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bayonetbrant

yes, that's a spider dragging a mouse

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Martok

#691
One of the very few times I'll feel sorry for a mouse...  :buck2: 
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JasonPratt

ummm.... the shape of the rodent looks more like a rat!




....this was not more comforting, was it?
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undercovergeek

My weapon of choice used to be the beano annual, hard back - it was the thors hammer of the arachnid world

I'm not sure it's awesome power would help much here

Martok

Quote from: Staggerwing on October 24, 2016, 06:16:50 PM
We mammals all have to stand together against The Other.
Indeed!  Well said, Staggerwing.  O0 




Quote from: JasonPratt on October 25, 2016, 11:04:08 AM
ummm.... the shape of the rodent looks more like a rat!




....this was not more comforting, was it?
I've always found it a little easier to sympathize with a mouse than a rat, so...maybe? 

Still not rooting for the spider, though.  :knuppel2: 




Quote from: undercovergeek on October 25, 2016, 12:31:42 PM
My weapon of choice used to be the beano annual, hard back - it was the thors hammer of the arachnid world

I'm not sure it's awesome power would help much here


Accept no substitutes. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

JasonPratt

^^ "Hey Bob, the spider's behind you! Ha ha haAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" -- Fred's last words.

ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Martok

When it comes to eight-legged horrors inhabiting the deepest crevices of my nightmares, you're damn right I'm thinking of only myself.  :knuppel2: 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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undercovergeek

Spiders are not meant to have faces, more accurately, they should not be big enough for me to see a face!

The plus side to this is I can see there look of horror as an encyclopaedia bears down on them

JasonPratt

...so, what is the artsy butterfly for? Near the ginormous spider pet?  :-X
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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Martok

Quote from: bbmike on November 04, 2016, 08:24:59 AM
Naturally, from Australia: Gigantic spider nicknamed 'Charlotte'


F***ing hell!!!  Why was it "rescued"??!  That thing's on the verge of achieving sentience!  They should've killed the bloody thing while they had a chance, not release it back into the wild!  Now it's too late!! 




Quote from: undercovergeek on November 04, 2016, 09:25:54 AM
Spiders are not meant to have faces, more accurately, they should not be big enough for me to see a face!

The plus side to this is I can see there look of horror as an encyclopaedia bears down on them
Well said, geek.  I couldn't agree more! 




Quote from: JasonPratt on November 04, 2016, 11:03:23 AM
...so, what is the artsy butterfly for? Near the ginormous spider pet?  :-X
I was a little befuddled by that as well.  ??? 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Arctic Blast

Spiders should not require firearms to kill them!  :o

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bayonetbrant

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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers