Psst...Hey, Martok!

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Martok

#360
November 06, 2014, 04:54:22 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 05, 2014, 10:11:07 PM
I don't.  I want to see him screaming like a little girl as he's running across an open field chases by tiny spiders.
You'll only see me run from tiny spiders if there's an awful bloody lot of them...such as in that water treatment plant.  :buck2: 




Quote from: undercovergeek on November 06, 2014, 09:57:06 AM
for a morale boost, and just to let Martok know Jesus is on his side i give you the Tarantula Hawk Wasp

she doesnt eat him, she lays an egg inside him, that egg hatches and he eats the tarantula from the inside, slowly, over a long period

fk you tarantula!!
LOL!  Thanks geek.  You know how to cheer a fellow right up.  O0 

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MetalDog

#361
November 06, 2014, 07:52:33 PM
Here's another little tidbit, the mud daubers here find spiders, paralyze them, and then wall them in with their eggs so the new mud daubers have something to eat after they are born.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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Nefaro

#362
November 06, 2014, 08:39:07 PM
I like wasps about as much as spiders.  Those little assholes.  >:(

LongBlade

#363
November 06, 2014, 08:42:18 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on November 06, 2014, 07:52:33 PM
Here's another little tidbit, the mud daubers here find spiders, paralyze them, and then wall them in with their eggs so the new mud daubers have something to eat after they are born.

Yeah, that's where I kinda draw the line. Martok isn't going to like it, but I sorta feel bad for the spiders at that point.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#364
November 06, 2014, 09:00:42 PM
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Nefaro

#365
November 07, 2014, 11:13:17 AM
LOL Star


Mr. Bigglesworth

#366
November 07, 2014, 11:58:39 AM
Wasps are not bad, they are an important cleanup crew like ants. Janitors if you will. They get belligerent in the fall apparently when they switch from regular food to fermented stores. Yes, they are angry drunks.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Martok

#367
November 07, 2014, 01:57:42 PM
This was already posted here elsewhere, but it's worth posting again: 




;D


"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

undercovergeek

#368
November 10, 2014, 05:56:13 PM
this at the foot of the forum, 22:55 GMT 10/11/2014

48 Guests, 17 Users (9 Spiders)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bob48

#369
November 10, 2014, 06:12:58 PM
The spiders have come to see Martok....
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Martok

#370
November 11, 2014, 03:03:29 AM
They always do. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

JasonPratt

#371
November 12, 2014, 10:04:14 AM
Of course they always do!

After all, slightly more than half the users (not guests) who logged on when UGeek made that check were

ACTUALLY SPIDERS IN DISGUISE!


Odds are reasonably good you've been talking to spiders the whole time, Martok, and you didn't even notice us. Them. I meant them. Like the ants in that movie.
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bob48

#372
November 12, 2014, 10:54:26 AM
I wave my mandibles arms at Jason in agreement.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#373
November 14, 2014, 06:44:22 PM


He said he knew you. Then he tried to climb into my beer. Can you vouch for him?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
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LongBlade

#374
November 15, 2014, 12:19:25 AM
Martok is a huge fan of Next Generation. Hopefully he'll heed this message:

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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