Just Can't Fix Stupid

Started by bayonetbrant, March 30, 2012, 10:03:38 AM

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LongBlade

Quote from: Steelgrave on July 08, 2012, 12:08:51 PM
MetalDog is my friend, so I won't ask him how he knows  8)

I'm just happy there are guys out there able to put the breaks on stuff like that.

What they do in their own time is their business.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

All I try to do is stop my fellow men from, well, fellow men, and I get my reputation besmirched.  Fine.  From now on, you are fully responsible for any twig and berries you find yourself fondling that aren't your own.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Steelgrave

Quote from: MetalDog on July 08, 2012, 05:48:20 PM
All I try to do is stop my fellow men from, well, fellow men, and I get my reputation besmirched.  Fine.  From now on, you are fully responsible for any twig and berries you find yourself fondling that aren't your own.

LOL, I was simply assuming that you have an outstanding "gaydar"  ;D

bayonetbrant

a thread not derailed is a thread not at GrogHeads
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Steelgrave

Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 08, 2012, 06:45:04 PM
a thread not derailed is a thread not at GrogHeads

And that, my friends, is the actual official site motto here at Grogheads  ;D

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Arctic Blast

Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 18, 2013, 07:21:37 AM
http://jalopnik.com/china-airport-worker-tenderly-loads-luggage-by-chucking-513874120

Welcome to how every airport on Earth deals with luggage. Also, every single courier company/transport warehouse.

PACK YOUR STUFF WELL.

GDS_Starfury

I actually learned how to drive manual on a luggage mule.  you can pop wheelies in those things!
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Arctic Blast

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 18, 2013, 06:35:15 PM
I actually learned how to drive manual on a luggage mule.  you can pop wheelies in those things!

Indeed you can.  8)

bayonetbrant

context of this is that Quest is one of our competitors

QuotePlace holder ticket.

Description: a utility to upload courses in a specified format, no media, etc. - helps brings us to parody with Quest

yep, we want to bring ourselves to making fun of the competitors, as opposed to have equal functionality with our competitors  ::)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 21, 2013, 09:53:30 AM
context of this is that Quest is one of our competitors

QuotePlace holder ticket.

Description: a utility to upload courses in a specified format, no media, etc. - helps brings us to parody with Quest

yep, we want to bring ourselves to making fun of the competitors, as opposed to have equal functionality with our competitors  ::)

That is awesome.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

Good thing the note's author wasn't looking for 'parroty' or you would be inundated with inquiries from Jimmy Buffet fans looking for social media apps.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Martok

Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 21, 2013, 09:53:30 AM
context of this is that Quest is one of our competitors

QuotePlace holder ticket.

Description: a utility to upload courses in a specified format, no media, etc. - helps brings us to parody with Quest

yep, we want to bring ourselves to making fun of the competitors, as opposed to have equal functionality with our competitors  ::)
My favorite part here is, of course, the irony that the use of "parody" instead of "parity" is itself a parody (albeit an unintentional one). 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

So CNN included this nugget in their article about Gary Busey's accident

QuoteLast week, reality TV star Bruce Jenner was involved in a multicar accident that left a woman dead.

silly me, I thought Bruce Jenner was famous for winning an Olympic medal

http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/14/entertainment/gary-busey-accident/index.html
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers