Just Can't Fix Stupid

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Emeraldlis

#180
January 17, 2017, 04:09:37 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 13, 2017, 03:59:31 PM
from an article on wacky sex-ed stories

QuoteWhen I was in sex ed many years ago, all the guys got to write questions for the girls on paper notes and vice versa. One of the guys wrote: "What is the largest thing you could fit inside of you?" One of the girls answered: "an infant." Preach.

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bayonetbrant

#181
January 19, 2017, 10:32:37 PM
oy vey...

from a Steampunk group on FB I'm a part of

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Sir Slash

#182
January 19, 2017, 11:38:14 PM
Let me guess, it's a comedy? Or a musical?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#183
April 25, 2017, 08:37:16 PM



The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#184
April 26, 2017, 03:12:04 AM
^  Wow.  That one fails so hard on so many levels.  :-[ 
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Sir Slash

#185
April 26, 2017, 11:05:06 AM
Now lets be inclusive here. Jews can be Satanists too. I think? This girl clearly can't do both at the same time, or much else apparently.   :uglystupid2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#186
April 27, 2017, 06:31:42 AM
Hey, summer camps can be a lot of fun.
Just ask Max and Leo.

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bayonetbrant

#187
May 19, 2017, 03:06:27 PM
Guy brings a level on a plane to 'prove' the Earth is flat

http://www.iflscience.com/environment/flatearthers-experiment-goes-viral-just-not-in-the-way-hed-hoped/

Best comment on today's idiot?
QuoteI want to explain physics to him but I'm afraid of violating the Prime Directive.
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

trailrunner

#188
May 19, 2017, 08:10:57 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 19, 2017, 03:06:27 PM
Guy brings a level on a plane to 'prove' the Earth is flat

http://www.iflscience.com/environment/flatearthers-experiment-goes-viral-just-not-in-the-way-hed-hoped/


I wouldn't want to be sitting next to him on a cross-country flight.

OJsDad

#189
May 19, 2017, 09:18:17 PM
Quote from: trailrunner on May 19, 2017, 08:10:57 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 19, 2017, 03:06:27 PM
Guy brings a level on a plane to 'prove' the Earth is flat

http://www.iflscience.com/environment/flatearthers-experiment-goes-viral-just-not-in-the-way-hed-hoped/


I wouldn't want to be sitting next to him on a cross-country flight.

I don't know, it might be better than getting squished against the bulkhead by the guy sitting in the middle seat that should of purchased 2 seats.  Luckily it was only a 45 minute flight.
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bayonetbrant

#190
May 21, 2017, 06:47:52 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#191
May 21, 2017, 06:57:40 AM
Dakota Jean's last known social media post?
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Barthheart

#192
June 06, 2017, 09:24:28 AM

JasonPratt

#193
June 06, 2017, 10:13:05 AM
"Look at all these lame sheep kept in line for this light by a mere row of traffic cones! Well, I'm no sheep! ... .......wut."

Honesty, I hope that was the problem and not, "too... much... stomach cramping... must risk it!"
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Sir Slash

#194
June 06, 2017, 11:11:20 AM
I learned a long time ago, don't argue with orange traffic cones. Flip them off if you want to, but don't argue.  #:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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