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Emeraldlis

#14025
December 14, 2017, 06:16:34 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 14, 2017, 05:55:54 PM
incidentally, it's been alleged that Vick's Vaporub is not appropriate for use as an...  um...  'intimate lubricant'

... :DD or , peppermint shower gel ...it stings ...just sayin'  :-"
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

bob48

#14026
December 14, 2017, 06:25:14 PM
By heck - give me a cake of carbolic any day - reet good stuff, so it is.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Emeraldlis

#14027
December 14, 2017, 06:31:58 PM
Quote from: bob48 on December 14, 2017, 06:25:14 PM
By heck - give me a cake of carbolic any day - reet good stuff, so it is.

.... :DD as soon as I read "carbolic " I could smell my childhood  ;D my mum used to buy bars of that stuff and cut it into blocks ...pink as I recall  :)  All I can say is ...if you're putting that any where near your nether regions , you're a tough nut  :2funny: that stuff is lethal !!!! Definite chaffing ....
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

bayonetbrant

#14028
December 14, 2017, 06:34:35 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on December 14, 2017, 06:16:34 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 14, 2017, 05:55:54 PM
incidentally, it's been alleged that Vick's Vaporub is not appropriate for use as an...  um...  'intimate lubricant'

... :DD or , peppermint shower gel ...it stings ...just sayin'  :-"

the mind boggles
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bob48

#14029
December 14, 2017, 06:42:08 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on December 14, 2017, 06:31:58 PM
Quote from: bob48 on December 14, 2017, 06:25:14 PM
By heck - give me a cake of carbolic any day - reet good stuff, so it is.

.... :DD as soon as I read "carbolic " I could smell my childhood  ;D my mum used to buy bars of that stuff and cut it into blocks ...pink as I recall  :)  All I can say is ...if you're putting that any where near your nether regions , you're a tough nut  :2funny: that stuff is lethal !!!! Definite chaffing ....

The pong alone used to keep the germs away.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#14030
December 14, 2017, 06:44:55 PM
This thread is coming along rather nicely.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Emeraldlis

#14031
December 14, 2017, 06:51:50 PM
^ ..yep  :2funny: And the pong of carbolic would not only keep the germs away , but any chance of getting a significant other !! forever alone , just one man and his soap  ;D it did make very pretty bubbles though  :dreamer: and could also be used in emergencies to scrub the dishes ....
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

Emeraldlis

#14032
December 14, 2017, 07:16:29 PM
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

bayonetbrant

#14033
December 14, 2017, 07:35:50 PM
why not?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#14034
December 14, 2017, 07:36:09 PM


Quote from: Emeraldlis on December 14, 2017, 06:16:34 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 14, 2017, 05:55:54 PM
incidentally, it's been alleged that Vick's Vaporub is not appropriate for use as an...  um...  'intimate lubricant'

... :DD or , peppermint shower gel ...it stings ...just sayin'  :-"
It's probably also a good idea to make sure that any hurriedly improvised lotion doesn't include Capsaicin...


Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#14035
December 14, 2017, 08:51:29 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Ubercat

#14036
December 14, 2017, 09:09:11 PM
Hahaha! I just had this debate with our wine specialist at work! He tried to get Christmas music on the radio.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

undercovergeek

#14037
December 15, 2017, 04:33:27 AM
Wtf where do you work? I want a wine specialist where I work!!

Martok

#14038
December 15, 2017, 05:01:29 AM
Hell, I'd be happy just to have wine where I work.  ::) 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

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Nefaro

#14039
December 15, 2017, 06:50:11 AM
Quote from: Martok on December 15, 2017, 05:01:29 AM
Hell, I'd be happy just to have wine where I work.  ::)

You joinin' the clergy now?
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