Hasbro finally figures out capitalism

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besilarius

February 02, 2018, 09:21:44 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

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mirth

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February 02, 2018, 09:24:05 AM
I'm pretty sure every edition of Monopoly was made for cheaters.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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mirth

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February 02, 2018, 09:25:47 AM
And if Hasbro were really smart, they'd name the new version, "Trump's America Edition".
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

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February 02, 2018, 11:04:18 PM
If the game instructs you to cheat, is it really cheating? Back in my day we cheated without being told we had to. Things were more honest back then.
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Staggerwing

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February 03, 2018, 06:57:15 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on February 02, 2018, 11:04:18 PM
Back in my day we had to move our little metal shoes and thimbles and doggies across the board uphill, in the rain, barefoot. And we were thankful.

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February 03, 2018, 04:30:29 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 02, 2018, 09:25:47 AM
And if Hasbro were really smart, they'd name the new version, "Trump's America Edition".

Make Monopoly great again!

mirth

#6
February 03, 2018, 04:43:04 PM
Quote from: Tpek on February 03, 2018, 04:30:29 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 02, 2018, 09:25:47 AM
And if Hasbro were really smart, they'd name the new version, "Trump's America Edition".

Make Monopoly great again!

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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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