We're all gonna burn to a crisp

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BanzaiCat

October 11, 2017, 05:54:13 PM
The Yellowstone super volcano is supposedly going to erupt a LOT sooner than some thought:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/10/yellowstone-supervolcano-erupt-faster-thought-science/

mirth

#1
October 11, 2017, 05:58:29 PM
Meh. It's been a good run.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#2
October 11, 2017, 06:02:22 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 11, 2017, 05:58:29 PM
Meh. It's been a good run.

For the super volcano?
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#3
October 11, 2017, 06:06:40 PM
That too.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#4
October 11, 2017, 06:09:42 PM
Maybe the asteroid I'm rooting for can hit the super volcano. That would be cool. Now I want to play a post apocalypse RPG.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#5
October 11, 2017, 06:16:22 PM
Next on SyFY: Mega Asteroid vs Super 'Cano - It's Time to Kick Ash!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#6
October 11, 2017, 06:18:11 PM
That sounds exactly like something they would show.  :DD
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Gusington

#7
October 11, 2017, 06:22:23 PM
Ash vs. the Evil Not Quite Dead Super Volcano?
✡

слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#8
October 11, 2017, 06:24:25 PM
lava sharks eat the asteroid.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#9
October 11, 2017, 06:34:49 PM
I hope you all realize you just collectively gave away about 400 million worth of B-movie profit.

Sir Slash

#10
October 11, 2017, 06:41:39 PM
If it's got Lesbian Vampires in it, I'm in.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#11
October 11, 2017, 06:43:52 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 11, 2017, 06:41:39 PM
If it's got Lesbian Vampires in it, I'm in.

Hell yeah it does!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#12
October 11, 2017, 06:49:59 PM
Fucking hell, that's another 50 million!

You're all hemorrhaging money! Quick, we need to found GrogHeads Film and Other Entrepreneurial ExcursionsTM!!!

Sir Slash

#13
October 11, 2017, 06:55:28 PM
Lesbian Vampires are good. Lesbian Werewolves you want to pass on. Trust me.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#14
October 11, 2017, 06:59:52 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 11, 2017, 06:55:28 PM
Lesbian Werewolves you want to pass on. Trust me.

The bikini wax costs are prohibitive.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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