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Gusington



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Windigo

Quote from: Gusington on July 27, 2017, 06:54:25 PM
Was THIS close last week.

Being a visual kinda guy and not familiar with the "THIS" system of measurement, how much distance is in a "THIS"? Approximately a banana length? A F150 supercab distance?

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bayonetbrant

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