Setting the bar extremely high

[besilarius]

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/193576/at-least-five-americans-accidentally-shot-off-their-penises-since-2010/

[Sir Slash]

Same thing happened to Two-Pac before he became One-Pac. I'm safe. You probably could fire-off a whole clip into my pants and not hit anything..... strategic.

[Gusington]

What about the tactical side of things?

[Sir Slash]

Could make me finally able to sing soprano in the opera, something I've always dreamed of. :dreamer:

[Gusington]

You are a Renaissance man.

[Sir Slash]

I would sing a response to that if I could.

[Gusington]

Go ahead.

[Sir Slash]

I used to be quite the singer when I was younger. In fact back in the 90's, I was the third guy in Milli Vanilli..... Willi. Anybody remember me? I was the one that could sing while drinking a glass of water. No, wait. That was all of us. 

[Gusington]

Girl you know it's true.

[Staggerwing]

The boys with the detachable dreadlocks...

[trailrunner]

I used to be quite the singer when I was younger. In fact back in the 90's, I was the third guy in Milli Vanilli..... Willi.

So you were Milli Vanilli's willy?

That's just silly.

Did you ever play in Philly?  I heard the road there was hilly, but no big deal if you rode there on a filly.

[Gusington]

 

[BanzaiCat]

 :clap:

[Sir Slash]

I think the response to that one Trailrunner, is going to be 'chilli'.       But definitely an A+ for effort.