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besilarius

May 18, 2017, 06:26:17 AM
http://www.fox25boston.com/news/police-searching-for-man-who-broke-into-and-vandalized-uss-constitution/523266452

Now who would hold a grudge against a symbol of american success in the War of 1812?
Bawb, you got some splainin to do.
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Barthheart

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May 18, 2017, 07:04:29 AM
It's a false flag set up by Trump's people for a reason for America to invade Canada... again.

bob48

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May 18, 2017, 07:19:54 AM
Quote from: besilarius on May 18, 2017, 06:26:17 AM
http://www.fox25boston.com/news/police-searching-for-man-who-broke-into-and-vandalized-uss-constitution/523266452

Now who would hold a grudge against a symbol of american success in the War of 1812?
Bawb, you got some splainin to do.

Not me pal, I think you were fully justified under the circumstances.
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May 18, 2017, 07:24:04 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on May 18, 2017, 07:04:29 AM
It's a false flag set up by Trump's people for a reason for America to invade Canada... again.

Well, he does need a diversion right now.
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mirth

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May 18, 2017, 07:42:20 AM
I wish people would let Raymond Burr rest in peace.
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Gusington

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May 18, 2017, 08:29:06 AM
Windy...it had to be Windy. Vacation in the Yukon my left buttock.
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OJsDad

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May 18, 2017, 08:30:36 AM
I think Barth is hoping to defend his chit corners from being clipped.
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mirth

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May 18, 2017, 08:32:58 AM
Quote from: Gusington on May 18, 2017, 08:29:06 AM
Windy...it had to be Windy. Vacation in the Yukon my left buttock.

The Yukon is in your left buttock?
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Gusington

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May 18, 2017, 08:37:10 AM
No, the right. Why do you ask?
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Sir Slash

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May 18, 2017, 09:05:20 AM
Somebody should check Comey's notes for possible clues.
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Con

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May 18, 2017, 09:59:30 AM
I understand a wild haired orange faced small handed man was seen carving Bigly Witch Hunt on it   

Cyrano

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May 18, 2017, 10:33:02 AM
The only substantial damage appears to have been to a state room door spindle.

Likely just a lonely South-y looking for a little late-night ligneous company...
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May 18, 2017, 10:57:18 AM
EWWWWWW!!!!!!
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